Sometimes I'll mess with spam callers in the only way I know how.
ASC: Hello can I interest you in blah blah stupid person I'm trying to scam you?
Me: I... uh... ソーリー no engrishuuu.... I 分かりません so sooriii......
Me: Ah, no...
ASC: Do you not speak English, Miss?
Me: Engrishuu.... Ah. No. No, I.... I.... えとっ どういうことだろう？
ASC: Is there anyone who speaks English there, Miss?
Me: Miss? Ah! Miss you! Sankyuu!
ASC: -Hangs up-
I'm gonna be such a great translator.
*ASC means Annoying Spam Caller or Another Stupid Cu.... you get the idea