HAIRY POOTER

Demo Disk: HAIRY POOTER

Harry walked through the magical halls of Hogwarts, confused as always by his Charms class. But he had bigger problems: Voldemort had emailed an owl saying he was going to kill Harry tomorrow! So Harry assembled Dumbledore's Army. "We have to find the final Horcrux, guys, and destroy it! Or else Voldemort is gonna come kill us all!"

Hermione stepped forward. "Harry, I know what the final Horcrux is, but I'm scared." "Don't be scared, Hermy," Harry said. "Whatever it is, we can help."

"Well...Harry, the final Horcrux is your penis."

"Ok everyone! You heard Heroine! We have to find out how to get this Horcrux out of my penis. I don't care if it takes all night!"

Several hours later Filch was called to clean up the mess, and 7 students were expelled.

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  • Ghostgurlgamer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    James, you are by far the funniest bastard I've ever watched.

  • YAAYGAMES FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Strange and Confused

    1 year ago

    the fifa sequence literally made me throw up i was laughing so hard

  • nkn1234567

    1 year ago

    Bruce is seriously tired of Demo Disk.

  • cide0222 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    When they were playing the cinematic for Harry Potter, how many people double checked their resolution on the video player.

  • BKatarn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'm amazed at this point that Paheal (their go-to R34 site) hasn't featured anything Funhaus after all these segments.

    • SentaiNossan

      1 year ago

      And so it was written and so it shall be, Rule 34 has no exceptions.

  • AbstractSpaces FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Haha I actually played that exact same Monsters Inc disc quite a bit as a kid.

    • KateArcade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      SAME! Bowling for screams was my childhood...

  • SamusPrime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I played so much SO MUCH Quidditch world cup as a kid. Japan has the best team combo.

  • Bismarckee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The giraffs made my day.

  • iAmEmma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    1 year ago

    I really wish I didn't search for that Lola bunny porn, but I did :'(

    • Faker_Paper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Yeah, sometimes there's things you just can't un-see. Specifically that image.

  • Reuku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    As a Moroccan, I just wanted to say that the song that played was "Mas Que Nada"; that is a Portuguese song. What I said has nothing to do with me being Moroccan but I just wanted to put that out there.

  • Berwhale FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That Harry Potter cinematic looked so fucking badass.

  • sakonukon101 Calum John

    1 year ago

    OMG The Harry Potter game is Harry Potter: Quiddich world cup. I played it every day when I was growing up

    • Blueaugust

      1 year ago

      That game was amazing! My brother and I played it all the time. Great memories :D

  • Femkroner

    1 year ago

    Saying that fans hate everything is kind of like Presented with Comment.

  • MichaelWill FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    LAWRENCE SONNTAG FOR CABLE IN DEADPOOL 2. Let's make it happen.

  • TheDutchTouch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I think I owned three of those games and I most definitely had that exact same Yu-Gi-Oh wallpaper on my computer when I was little. I remember that time of my life fondly although I'm not sure why.

  • ziggirawk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Calling Hermione everything but Hermione in the description makes me think someone at FH might be an AVPM fan...

  • hannahho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Oh man that description was a real gem. Well Done.

  • JoshBolland

    1 year ago

    Didn't think i'd ever hear the voice of Clive Tyldesley on a demo disk

  • 97thJackle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    In all seriousness, that Kinky Jimmy stuff was really hard to look at. It made my soul hurt.

    • Froswald FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      eh some was good

    • Agrajag6429

      1 year ago

      Yeah, this'll be my last Demo Disk to watch; I have sat through way too much porn when I'm just looking for a laugh. I love the show, it's hilarious when they are actually demo disking, but they just look at way too much porn, and this was even porn of real people shopped (you gotta just feel bad for all the unwarranted objectification thrown some of these women's way). The jokes aren't even very good when they are looking at porn, because it's not a great inspiration for comedy; it's just a primal urge we all have. I really feel like people just watch these for their reaction to shitty porn (or, I guess are aroused by blurred porn), which I just can't get behind (haha, yes I am juvenile sometimes too; I am here, afterall). I watch Funhaus because I find them funny, and even occasionally insightful, not to watch them look at porn. Jesus, I can't believe writing and performing song parodies got old for them, but some of the absolute worst forms of porn is apparently great content for a video game comedy channel on a weekly basis. The only reason I can think of is money. They get hits, but it's barely even content.


      Oh well. It doesn't seem as though they are going to change anything; I'm just going to have to ignore the Demo Disk of the week, unless the subreddit says it's porn free, or something. And I know you just said the Kinky Jimmy stuff, if you don't agree with me; I just felt the need to voice my opinion, and your comment was the only one even mentioning the distastefulness of this whole thing.

  • webmasterblast

    1 year ago

    STOP IT, GET OFF THE FIELD!!!! * (ex) Coach Joel screaming *

  • HoldThatGhost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold '15-'17 Guardian

    1 year ago

    /\ bless these descriptions.

  • elishabosch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I couldn't stop laughing at the Fifa part

  • ZeroHowl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I used to play Wreckroom Arcade. Oh man, that was a while ago. I think I got it in a cereal box, or something.

  • IlkoKacarski FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Just install a 32 bit windows or run a virtual PC for the crappy old software

    • MichaelHuds3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      they know that they don't want to because the funnyest bit are the broken game/porn

    • webmasterblast

      1 year ago

      It's all about the porn, the disks are just suggestions.

  • MichaelHuds3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    so when is Adam gonna do a Photoshop tutorial for this thumbnail ;)