HISTORY BONER - Demo Disk Gameplay

Demo Disk: HISTORY BONER - Demo Disk Gameplay

Recently, scholars have found a trove of ancient Roman texts. Amongst the documents is one item of particular note: a chronicling of STDs known to the ancients. Below is a brief translated selection.


When engaging in relations of a sexual nature with a consort of any type, citizens must know of diseases venereal which may result of that congress. Insomuch as it is my duty as a scholar, I, Glavius Scipianus Portus, have taken it upon myself to seduce as many women as I possibly can or, barring that, engage the service of prostitutes, to research all illnesses of the genitals. Herein lies the results of those studies.


The African Pox: a gentle swelling of the testes

Pompeii's Eruption: yellow to red penile discharge

Fish Skin: a flaky, dry rash, appearing in the size of a sesterce

The German Pox: female only; cracked nipples and bleeding of the breasts

Emperor's Bane: weeping sores

Jupiter's Flank: an affliction of the foreskin

The Gallic Pox: contracted from whores of Gaul; white pustules about the groin

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  • MattSafc73 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ha'way The Lads

    1 year ago

    Whoever edits Demo Disk is a genius. Great video :)

  • GusTheBigBus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    #noporno

  • Caeric An Observer

    1 year ago

    At 9 minutes in the video, you guys make a fun joke and throw a Halo character into a Photoshop image, as the person James's pirate BREED dude addresses in the funnies. I relish to point out that this Halo character is a United Nations Space Corps Army soldier.


    To be clear, in the eight Halo games (ten, I suppose, if you count those mobile ones) that exist, only Halo: Reach features army units -- every other game features marines, because it's a series about space war and most of the games take place in space war. So if they googled "halo space marine", they somehow managed to get the one Halo space marine that is not actually a space marine.


    While I'm clearing things up, let me tell you, I am a very fun person to be around.

  • KTheMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I legitimately still play Rise of Nations. I love that game

  • 97thJackle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    YOU FORGOT THE INTRO!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Goddammit, you can't blame this on Spoole anymore; FIX IT!!!

  • nicolegend FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold dangereqsue

    1 year ago

    that ending caught me by suprise, i can't stop laughing. compliments to the editor

  • JRYYY FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The ending is absolutely awemazing! well, as is the entire video but, you know!

  • TylerChambe1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I almost searched cleopatra rule 34 after seeing the thumbnail but I'm afraid there might be mummified pics in there I really hate mummies lo

  • DrunkenFin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Does someone know what is the orchestral score in the Breed "trailer" part?

    • JustinRocha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      heart of courage (by two steps from hell

    • Faol FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Protectors of the Earth - Two steps from hell

    • DrunkenFin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Thank you.

  • exar10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Adam's wearing the first shirt he wore when they played Daikatana

  • Outis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Non Mea Culpa

    1 year ago

    Here's hoping Weekend at Burnie's is the screenplay Adam mentioned on Off Topic, which they're producing right now.

  • JawshRawk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I'm weird :|

    1 year ago

    12:29 Some say that the Ubergun from Breed was the inspiration for the 2006 smash hit game, ubersoldier.

  • Bishop352 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    So whens that Funhaus Weekend at Bernie's Marathon stream happening?

  • Purplefood FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Breed had one of the best physics engines I've ever seen. Not many games managed to have vehicles inside other vehicles (Tanks in a dropship for example) without any problems.

    Breed was fucking awesome!

  • kage131 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold kage131

    1 year ago

    aww no rule 34.......
    *sigh* .........ok........

  • eiry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I've never heard about Weekend at Bernie's until Funhaus but now I feel like I should watch it immediately.

  • RemMJ

    1 year ago

    meh

  • cheeshelmet Deathnotronic

    1 year ago

    awesome episode, could have used more weekend at bernie's though.

    i really think they were on to something with that Weekend at Burnie's rooster teeth idea also. LOL.

  • Milo_WN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Secretly a Wizard

    1 year ago

    Even after Spoole leaving, there's still someone who forgets to put the DemoDisk intro from time to time. It almost feels like he never left.

  • bobzombie3k FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I could listen to these guys talk about Weekend at Bernies all day

  • ColonelCapal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Definitely would like to see more of Breed after that

  • squireyoung FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The editing in these is perfect.

  • Tomsaw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Musician

    1 year ago

    Please make 'Weekend at Bernie's' Rooster Teeth edition a thing! God damn, That would be incredible!

  • Radioheader FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Woah!