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HOW TO NOT MASTURBATE - Dude Soup Podcast #94

Dude Soup: HOW TO NOT MASTURBATE - Dude Soup Podcast #94

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Didn't this used to be a video game podcast? Anyway, today's topics include:
00:00 Halloween stuff
28:45 Battlefield 1
32:00 Titanfall 2
47:35 Masturbation
59:08 "Junior". Yes, the movie from 1994.


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  • wannabeast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    God damn it stop talking to my phone 

  • SkilledWar

    8 months ago

    The beta was not great for Titanfall 2. I honestly don't know anyone who liked it. Hell I played close to 200 hours of the first game and I hated the beta. It completely killed my hype for the game. Then the thing that REALLY killed it for me was that they pulled it from EA access. So now instead of being able to try it and see if they fixed my issues from the beta, I have to either pass on it or blow $60 and hope they fixed it. And given that there are so many other games fighting for my money right now, theres no way i'm picking up the one who left a bad taste in my mouth. 

    edit: also it's ironic to me that the no masturbating article was clearly written by someone who loves jerking themselves off over how righteous they are. 

  • Gumi.Rokkaku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Honey I shrunk the set

  • SkilledWar

    8 months ago

    Im really curious why they don't send Patrick from RT broadcast over there for a day or two to help them with the stream issues they keep having. 

    • SirLarr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      It wouldn't help, sadly. We're working on equipment that wasn't intended to livestream with about a fourth of the staff. 

    • SkilledWar

      7 months ago

      Only just got the notification for this now.

      That sucks. Hopefully everything is able to be resolved soon so you guys (and girl. and dog. and blow up doll) won't have to deal with that headache nearly as much. Best of luck, and thank's for all the entertainment. 

  • PieBoy94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    The biggest misconception about Battlefield games are that you have to get kills to be good or win....that's the mindset of the CoD generation they think that kills are all that matters, but in BF if you play the objective, play as a team, be a good teammate (repairs, health, ammo, and spotting) then you're going to get a high score and you're team is more likely to win, kills still matter, but it's no where near as important as PTFO in all BF games



    another thing is, you dont have to be a sniper, yes it's fun to get those cool no scope or long shot kills with the snipers, but in reality, it's by far the most useless class for objective based matches, especially when you get the people who just sit in the back of the map and try (and fail) to pick off the other team's spawn snipers, and what happens there is well 1) You're not helping your team capture objectives, 2) You're not helping your squad, 3) you lose a good spawning location because if the other members of the squad are dead then they have to spawn either at the initial spawn location or on your shitty location in the back of the map, and those scenarios lead to your team losing 

  • PieBoy94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Dont shop on Black Friday, the people who wait in lines at stores are the reasons the workers at retail stores have to leave early from Thanksgiving Dinner and not be with their families 

  • MEDICALTACOS

    8 months ago

    I'll be buying titan fall before the year ends I only hope the player base is still there.

  • litninja94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

  • wrldsgr8test FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Bruce! That is exactly what I want to do for Halloween. Scare all the children!!

  • kiinggiinger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Still no sombra *cries in hacker J law*

  • TucanSam200 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I was interested in the ice skating anime until Lawrence talked about it...

  • Nulon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Duuuuuude any pics of Himouto Elyse-chan and Even Whiter Dva?

  • majinosity FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I would watch the podcast a lot more if it was like the first 10 minutes of this one. I don't watch for game news, bizarre gaming related topics you guys spend way too much time on or uninspired rants about a console system's latest hardware update. I love to watch the moments where it devolves to looking up costumes on phones or making racially insensitive (but funny) comments & jokes. Banter > Game News. I wish you guys followed RT's style, even though you said in the past you don't want to.

  • yeahimwhite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    When I was in drama club in high school we would "trick or treat" for nonperishable foods that would then be donated to the local food bank.  This was in Oak Ridge, a town about a hour north of Houston, Texas. I don't know if that counts as cool or not.

  • CoreyRo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I came for the Scrobbles

    8 months ago

    So, what I took away from this was, Lawrence went door to door with a bat and asked for candy when he was in high school.

  • emmet_dobs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I don't know what they were talking about. I could hear them just fine the whole time. Edit: I'm just joking plz dont hate me

  • adamdothunt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    On a serious note, masterbating will not make you better at sports. 


    studies people mention in conversation are generally bs.

  • Thatguyfromaus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I broke Lawrence's rules before he finished reading them. Does this make a bad person?

  • Jin_D3vil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Scotsman

    8 months ago

    I didn't pre-order Titanfall 2 on PC as they didn't have a tech test and of late EA hasn't been the best at releasing a game in a great state at launch (BF3 and BF4 for one). I loved Titanfall, it had issues but I was ready to pre-order 2 until that moment. When they don't allow a single platform to play in a beta I got very wary.


    Seeing the good reviews and lack of real issues I'll be picking it up soon tho.

  • kidp1casso FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    sooooo. im just gonna put this out there, the show about the girls fighting that Lawrence was talking about.. im pretty sure that im the one he got it from lol. im not saying that God Lawrence didnt know about this anime, but maaan it was a cool coincidence to think that i probably showed him!

    just a backstory here, i tweeted him the clip he was talking about on twitter, and i never got his attention. no biggie, but now hes talking about the exact scene? ;)

    • miles_hayes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      what is it called?

  • VultureG5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Game Developer

    8 months ago

    Titanfall 2 is a fantastic game, which not only improves a lot of the pilot and Titan mechanics from the first one, but they clearly spent a huge effort in making the solo campaign rock solid.


    Plus, all DLC and maps will be free, so it's a pretty great deal.

  • HarrisonFoun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    FPSes feel... dead to me. Could just be my tastes, but they're hard to get excited about. And the robots in titanfall just aren't cool. 

  • Adamk1996 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    *pushes up glasses*

    Actually Lawrence, applying a cut to the dick every time you feel aroused would not be negative reinforcement. It would be positive punishment. You are applying the cut to the dick to remove the feeling of being aroused and associate the pain with being aroused. Get your Applied Behavioral Analysis right.

    *Sits back feeling accomplished*

  • JCS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Elyse's yawning face was spooky

  • litninja94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Elyse during the 10 minute masturbation discussion lol

  • AmiralPatate FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    There is a reason I won't buy Titanfall 2 despite having been excited about it for months. Firstly, they skipped the demo on PC, and if they're asking 60€ for a multiplayer shooter it'd better have a demo. I would consider buying it at half price, but the excuse they used for skipping said demo was "you'll datamine it and spoil our incredible and 100% original campaign for everybody", and for that they can fuck right off. I legit felt insulted by that, and I will not give them my business.

    • jfernandez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      I don't disagree with you but just curious, why are you insulted by them saying that some people may datamine it if they let out a demo?

    • AmiralPatate FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      It's that precise quote from Vince Zampella: "[B]ecause the single player story has some wonderful secrets that we really want to preserve for launch, we also have to worry about leaks. Our wonderfully curious PC players have proven in the past that they will dig out anything they can, and there's a risk that they could spoil some of our single player."


      I got the idea that me, a consumer and potential customer, can't be trusted and can't have the chance to a tryout because there is a small fraction of people who might unearth priceless secrets about a videogame scenario. It felt discriminating.

    • jfernandez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      I can understand that. However they didn't ever say they were going to release a demo on PC. Also this is following the Pokemon datamine so that might have scared them away from it. If they had taken the same actions but NOT said anything about datamining would you have bought the game?

    • AmiralPatate FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      To answer your question, no, without a test I wouldn't have bought the game, at least not initially. I don't want to sink full price into a multiplayer shooter blindly. If they didn't frame it they way they framed it, I would have considered buying if I saw it on sale some time later.

  • AmadoMayday FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The cream of the crop

    8 months ago

    I wanna play Titanfall 2 but have no money

    • thebigautist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Trevon

      8 months ago

      I can buy it for u if u want

  • sabanx

    8 months ago

    Bruces laugh completes me haha. He's the biggest reason I watch Dude Soup!

  • Jpalivoda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    anybody else get the feeling that james is like the mean muscle head jock bullying the weird kid aka lawrence

  • scrawnyBagget FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Who else noticed Benson under the table?

    • AmadoMayday FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The cream of the crop

      8 months ago

      He got me last podcast. I didn't see him until he poked his head out

  • SymbolofNope FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Anyone else getting some background noise with a headset?

    • wickedsnakes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Yep, I sure did.

  • Frogzombie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Chugging the bottle of vodka is impressive Adam.

  • RNOblivion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I love the picture of Aaron and the plethora of penises I've never noticed in the background. Thematically cohesive.

  • m_vivan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I love this show it's quickly becoming one of my fave podcasts ngl

  • Kr1sp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Post-Halloween? And yet it came out at peak Halloween hour.

  • Freeballing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    what if i was masturbating while watching this?

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Then no one would want to hear about it

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    That was a hell of an intro for a bunch of guys that constantly complain about millennials. 

    • Sour_Unicorns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      During the livestream the audio was completely dead at the beginning, meaning they were all sitting around waiting for it to be fixed.

    • JayNut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Verified RT Scrobbler

      8 months ago

      I like the fact that everyone is on their phones but one, and James is staring at the ceiling, thinking about how to soften the lighting.

    • SirLarr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Huh? We ARE millennials. We don't complain about them any more than we complain about anything else.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      @SirLarr aaaand busted...

  • Dr_Wondertainment FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Long Live Cuntwave

    8 months ago

    I like to play a game where I take everything James says to be an indisputable fact. Suffice to say this episode was fascinating.