YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG?  - Dude Soup Podcast #161

Dude Soup: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG? - Dude Soup Podcast #161

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Our panel of experts weigh in on masturbation during the most masturbatory holiday out there: Valentine's Day.

5:15 - Valentine's Day experiences 12:55 - Issues of love, and masturbation 17:49 - The Blaze pizza tosser 23:10 - Alanah's V-Day requirements and catfishing as a woman online 38:50 - Japanese Revolutionary League of Lonely Souls 46:25 - Farts from the hearts 57:00 - Bruce Reads: "BAK Flyer" 1:03:00 - VR porn, Westworld sex robots, and Human Ubers 1:19:10 - Lawrence Asongtag: Mind Freak - Planet Earth 1:26:30 - Hard Nettn'

[SOURCES] Kotaku: The Folks Who Protest Valentine's Day In Japan - https://goo.gl/QGpvqN Live Science: 'Human Uber' Lets You Hire Someone to Do Your Dirty Work (While Wearing Your Face) - https://goo.gl/vDaiWv YouTube: 1990 秋葉原駅と秋葉原の散策散歩 Akihabara Station Area Lookaround 900406 - https://goo.gl/W7XN3K YouTube: Life and Perception Pt 1 & 2 - https://goo.gl/kG3Sk9 YouTube: Asshole Touhou - 東方初見殺 ~ Unreasonable Mechanism. - https://goo.gl/JQWiyq

[NET HARD] kisscactus - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7RdHzHZjlxj4XqIXXoWqZw Age of Disclosure - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMwFhX3g1zY

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  • Fitzwarsong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord

    3 days ago

    That Serj Tankian reference guys yes!


  • GrizzlyBearable FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Somehow, this is my first time seeing Alanah. Like, at all. She's pretty cool 

  • Hypothermic_Ice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hypothermic Ice

    5 days ago

    Yo that hair is the bomb dot com

  • GroovyGroo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Elyse! Ya boi, 

    Commander Chris Hadfield has been to the bottom of the ocean AND to OUTER-Spaaaaaaaace! He's on the $5 bill, in the spacesuit, out in space. #GotYourBack #peace

  • B34J FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Look up "murmuration" If you want more bird dancing! lots of different birds do those danceses

  • Matt317 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the guy

    6 days ago

    I highly recommend y'all check out "The Porn Myth" by Matt Fradd. It's a non-religious exhortation on the damaging effects of pornography that covers a wide array of topics, backed by scientific research and testimonies. He also has a great podcast on the matter called "Love People, Use Things". I hope these help.

    • jeremythelee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      its "non religious".. until you realize it's written by a catholic motivational speaker. well known for preaching the sanctity of celibacy... get outta here with your propaganda. 

    • Matt317 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the guy

      5 days ago

      You don't have to be religious to hold to the view that porn is wrong. In fact, one of the chapters in the book dispelled that very myth you just propagated, especially since he uses "No Fap" as one of the prime examples. Further, being a Catholic should not negate anything he has to say on the matter, especially when he backs it with data from legitimate sources and also when his book doesn’t use any religious arguments at all to prove the point.. https://lovepeopleusethings.fm/season-2/2018/2/13/porn-harms-heres-the-research


      Perhaps you should do more than just a cursory Google search before writing off what he has to say so quickly. Also, I believe you’re referring to chastity, not celibacy.

  • twistclip FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    oh please please please, do a gameplay or open haus with a bit for human Uber. 

  • pollochicken22 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    She seemed kinda uncomfortable with Funhaus humor. Kinda ruined the mood.

  • TJTiMeLorD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I hate special guests

    • connorhawke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      And they hate you. Circle of life.

  • AH_Idowordsgood FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I love special guests 

  • squidmonkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Not familiar with Alanah but she was a great guest, fit right in with you goofs.

    • Marco_Lopez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      She's Blaine's girlfriend, she's probably used to this kind of humor.

  • Stunner900 The Political Frog

    1 week ago

    So the video is about Giants or The Nephilim

  • VaultHunter26 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I know this isn't new or relevant to the video but what happened to their office? All the computers and desks are gone. Did they move everything to a new room?

    • twistclip FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      Yeah. Theyre in the process of moving within the same building, I think they described it as more of a spreading out resources within the building

  • Claymantion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Britt

    1 week ago

    alanah being a guest was great

  • imtheman3213 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    You know that moment when you pull a weapon out in a stealth game and the npc's look at you like they you're up to something and then you put it away and they're wondering if they can trust you? Thats the exact feeling the podcast guest had when Lawrence said, "I left a box at her house. It had chocolates."      

  • Claymantion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Britt

    1 week ago

    elyses reacion to lawdogs story was hilsrious


  • Beard4Liberty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I got hit with a feeling of nostalgia hearing the old dude soup into track... Thank you Lawrence.

  • cptwasted FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

     I fucking love how Bruce looks at Law dog when he knows hes gonna say some shit

    • TrveEli FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      He's talking about the horse fucking again

  • JustAGregularDude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    it's really annoying that I'm gonna think of Funhaus when employing the crouched knees over the toilet maneuver now. 

  • teagueross15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I broke up with a girl a day after prom.

  • Decrozi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Anime fan

    1 week ago

    The anime "A Centaur's Life" talks about why centaurs have to stay fit.

  • The_Humble_Elephant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Never Forget

    1 week ago

    Hey it's not Hex.

  • bradjwion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wion

    1 week ago

    these hour and a half pod casts complete me

  • nikolinho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Wait they're actually making something similar to the Cinco Face Time Party Snoozer!!

  • Takoom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    About that translate app if you give it permission it will also translate text on different sites without even needing to ask for it. I don't mean like how google will translate a page but instead it will grey out a box of text and let you click on it and it will say in English what the text says.

  • Caninse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold MusicalGamer

    1 week ago

    Honestly, BaK sounds exactly like Magma, only 40 years behind...

  • Liveola420 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Elyse With The J-Roc Love. Jonovision. gnome sayin'

  • Adam_Rust FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Elyse with the Jonovision reference! As a fellow Canadian, that's amazing! Jonathon Torrens is such a beauty.

  • caolandevenn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold CaolyD

    1 week ago

    does this website go out off sync (audio and visual) for anyone else


  • IAMP00FACE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    It's interesting if you look at deep fakes and Photoshopped fakes from the point of creative and artistic expression. For example, take someone who's made a living drawing and painting portrait work. Because of their skill set, they can paint or draw a picture of any known public figure in the nude or engaging in sexual acts. They can draw Donald Trump getting anally raped, or they can draw Kate Upton spreading her vagina open. Is that the same as a Photoshopped fake? Or is it art?


    One can also argue that the artist is exploiting the person without their consent, but you can also argue that the artist is making social commentary. The gray area is huge.


    It also brings up the the question of what "art" is? Why does the average person consider the Mona Lisa as art but not works from modern abstract artists like Jackson Pollack or Piet Mondrian. The reason is because most people will agree that the Mona Lisa displays degree of skill and technical ability that the average person cannot reproduce. People feel like they can do what Pollock or Mondrian did easily, therefore it isn't art to them. When you really think about it, most people tend to define art as something they can't do themselves, typically through lack of knowledge or skill.


    And that opinion of art influences how people feel about deep fakes also. Essentially they see it as "the computer is doing the work, therefore no skill was involved to make it, therefore it isn't art."


    That opinion of art is completely wrong. Art is just creative expression. Nothing more, nothing less.


    We can go on for days about the ethics and morals of deep fakes, but the main point I'm trying to make is that whether you like it or not, photoshopped and deep fakes are protected under free speech. Outlawing and censoring it is essentially silencing free speech.

    • rhn94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      lmao "MUH FREEZ PEECH", except it's not protected under "free speech", it's copyright infringement of a person's alikeness ; don't make some dumb meme bullshit up

    • IAMP00FACE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @rhn94 Copyright infringement would then be violated by anything that resembles a person's likeness, which would include (and not limited to) political cartoons, fan art, collage art, and anything else that depicts a celebrity without their consent.


      What about r/highqualitygifs? Many of those gifs have actors with subtitles that are completely different from what they originally said. Did the people who made those gifs ask the actors permission to change what they said? Did they ask the studio to use their footage? And yet its ok for them to make those gifs without any backlash. Granted, they're using the medium for humorous reasons, but what's stopping them from making something malicious, sexual, or even morally questionable.


      What about fan art? Even on here, I see a lot of fan art that depicts the Funhaus crew with their faces photoshopped on to other people's bodies. I'm sure Funhaus has consented and said that was fine, but what about the people who's bodies were photoshopped? Are they fine with it? What about a lot of the erotic fan art? Even Funhaus uses photoshopped images for their Mack Weldon ads which shows their heads on half naked models.


      Also, what constitutes what "likeness" is? Who gets to decide how much something looks like another person? What if you make a deep fake but you just change the person's eye color or hair color? Is that still their likeness? You could even argue that they're likeness already changed enough because their bodies aren't the same anymore.


      Just so we're clear, I'm against the concept of deep fakes, but I also recognize that the techniques that go into making those fakes are used by people in other artistic mediums for other reasons.

    • rhn94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Nope, still wrong; not "free speech", you can claim w/e you want in your weird ass rant, not how reality works

    • VaultHunter26 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      IAMP00FACE, as far as deepfakes go I don't think if a computer algorithm does all the work then it could be considered art. Technologically impressive? Absolutely. I would consider someone personally using photoshop to make something as art though. No matter how subjective "art" can be the unifying constant is that someone personally makes something themselves to set up an expression of their own thoughts.  Uploading a bunch of pictures you didn't make of someone else's photography work and just letting a computer algorithm that you didnt make do all the work doesn't seem to even come close to whatever "art" may be. Unless you are one of those people that consider every mundane task any human has ever done ever as art. In which case, my comment here is a fucking masterpiece that should be up in a gallery somewhere and marveled and talked about for generations.  Imagine a composer of music just uploading a bunch of samples into a computer program and then without any other personal intervention the computer program makes the song for you. Would that person be considered a composer when they composed nothing? Also I am not arguing about morality or ethics either. Because I agree there is nothing morally wrong with being involved in making a fake anything for free. It only becomes morally wrong if someone uses someone else's likeness to make money themselves. Then they could probably get sued.

    • IAMP00FACE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      @VaultHunter26 "I don't think if a computer algorithm does all the work then it could be considered art."


      There's a sub genre of art that's fairly new called "glitch art" and a lot of it is produced by loading images into a program that corrupts the file in different ways and the end result is distorted imagery. The computer is doing 90% of the work, but there is still an artist behind it making choices and guiding the outcome, just as there is with fakes. You could even go as far back as collage art which dates back to the early 1900s because a lot of that art is made by taking clippings of photos (often from publications) and arranging them in a certain way. When you think about it, glitch art (and fakes for that matter) is essentially heavily modernized collage art. The computer is nothing more than scissors and glue in that instance (albeit very sophisticated scissors and glue).


      "Unless you are one of those people that consider every mundane task any human has ever done ever as art. In which case, my comment here is a fucking masterpiece that should be up in a gallery somewhere and marveled and talked about for generations."


      Why does art have to be good, successful, and displayed in a gallery for it to be art? Art can be none of those things and still be considered art. A child's drawing displayed on a refrigerator is art. Paintings done as a form of therapy by people with mental health issues is art. Hitler's art was unsuccessful too. It's all art none the less. Whether it's good or bad is completely subjective.


      "Imagine a composer of music just uploading a bunch of samples into a computer program and then without any other personal intervention the computer program makes the song for you. Would that person be considered a composer when they composed nothing?"


      Isn't that just what sampling is? Sure, there are mixers and producers putting their creative touches on it, but if their intention was to load a bunch of samples into a computer and release the outcome untouched, it would still be considered art. It's like a form of glitch art but with music. There's still some one behind it choosing which samples to put into the computer. If the machine picked the samples its self and compiled it, even then it's still questionable, because someone wrote the code that informs the decision making. I would argue that even if the computer developed the code itself, on it's own, without any human guidance, then it would be sentient enough to produce it's own creative expression.

  • korayreyiz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    whats the band they are talking about ? bakk ?

  • jared0203 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    When they were talking about VR porn Alanah made it sound like she was getting VR raped

  • thedreadparsnip FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This was a great podcast!

  • JarrydBracke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Alanah is so beautiful!

    • thedreadparsnip FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      I still think Barbara D. still has my title for hottest person to be on FH, but Alanah is pretty comely as well.

  • Conning FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    IGN staff on the podcast!? How progressive! Honestly surprised, but I love Alanah! Kinda wish they would’ve had Blaine on too, maybe an episode of relationship goals?? Either way, love seeing the ign/roosterteeth crossover ❤️

    • jamesroche FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      I don't think we'll see Relationship Goals again

  • RNOblivion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Talking starts at 0:45, video at at 3:00.

    • AnotherPostcard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Thanks, B.

    • DontTellPike FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Test Subject

      1 week ago

      Doing gods work

  • RimmyTom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RimmyTim

    1 week ago

    Stop watching porn. 

    The industry is full of abuse against women and it reduces male sexual stimulation through desensitising you. 

    You are worth more than that. Respect yourself and get laid.

    • imloaf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      next you're gonna tell me its wrong to do steroids.

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