DARTH VADER IS A B*TCH - Star Wars: Battlefront Gameplay

Gameplay: DARTH VADER IS A B*TCH - Star Wars: Battlefront Gameplay

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I'm going to level with you guys: almost everyone in Star Wars is a little bitch. WHAT! Yeah. I said it. Now I'm going to prove it.

Luke: the whiney bitch. Doesn't want to work for his uncle who adopted him. Doesn't take care of the droids. Thinks it's impossible to force lift an X-wing. Luke is a whiney bitch.

Han: the egotistical bitch. Doesn't believe in the Force. Overconfidence in his ship and his own piloting ability. Sexually and romantically threatened by a whiney bitch. Han is an egotistical bitch.

Chewie: the bully bitch. Refuses to play sabaac by the rules. Threatens to rip C-3PO's arms off. Won't take orders from Han, the captain of the ship. Chewie is a bully bitch.

Leia: the mean bitch. Issues ad-hominem attacks and name calling against Luke, Han, Chewie, 3PO...almost everyone. Witnesses the destruction of her home planet without a single tear. Doesn't respect anyone besides Obi Wan. Leis is a mean bitch.

Lando. Nah, Lando is cool.

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  • Doofalichous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The Heroes and Villians portion of the video was the best, great video yo!

  • odd_solo

    1 year ago

    James as Vader commanding Spoole around only for Spoole to headshot Luke right behind him was amazing. Once the heroes vs villians rounds started shit got hilarious, particularly James discovering the true purpose of the game type.

  • Conorgriff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Spoole''s excitement cannot be contained

  • Purplefood FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Adam in the walker is amazing. It's like it's being driven by a drink driver.

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  • amberin0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    MATT PEAKE IS IN A FUCKING GAMEPLAY???? WHERE AM I?????

  • EvieMoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wordsmith

    1 year ago

    I think Peake's beard is slowly eating his entire head. Won't someone please help him?!

  • Jon_Solo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "I heard the Heimlech scream" Sean Poole everyone

  • Cambosa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I write stuff

    1 year ago

    The salt is strong with Lawrence

  • ilkokacarski FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Lando. Nah, Lando is cool.

  • Resply RTX London Guardian 2017

    1 year ago

    Matt Peake is playing?! :O

  • rellis10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Saving Tigers, Killing B

    1 year ago

    I can't be the only person imagining Spoole as an Ewok on that speeder...

  • Cole2999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Hilarious, but damn, you guys suck at HvsV compared to AH... maybe it's time for a match? ;)

  • Mutual FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WRYYYYY

    1 year ago

    Funny how annoyed Lawrence gets.

  • ktgcake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    4:41 My favourite part /\