DEAD ISLAND - GTA 5 Gameplay

Gameplay: DEAD ISLAND - GTA 5 Gameplay

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the haus

Not a Funboy was stirring, not James nor his spouse;

The uploads were scheduled by time and by date,

In hopes to catch viewers with thumbnail clickbait;

The channel was nestled all snug on YouTube ;

Did we mention each thumbnail presented a boob

Wed sold all the merch: all the shirts, all the caps

And packed away all of the dildos (and straps!)

When out from the Internet rose such a ruckus

We lept from our break just to see what could fuck us.

We started the PC and network transmitter

We opened the browser and fired up Twitter

The notifications shone bright from our mentions

We clicked on the icon with grave apprehensions

When what to our console-strained eyes did appear

But thousands of fans saying Thanks for this year!

With a thought in our heads that said Yall are the best!

We knew in that moment we were hashtag-blessed

The love that youve shown has made quite an impression

Weve got some examples, in rapid procession

Theres Forums, theres Reddit, and comments galore!

Theres stuff that you buy from the Rooster Teeth store!

The times that you laugh when we issue a fart

The oiled-up Funhaus themed Tumblr Fan Art!

We really dont know why you like all our stuff

But we really cant tell you guys THANK YOU enough

Thank you for watching and thanks for subscribing

Thanks for the year which in rhyme Im describing

Thank you for queuing to play GTA

Thank you for checking your sub box each day.

And so, with a self-satisfied smug expression

We ended this masturbatory digression.

As we minimized windows and closed all the browsers,

Something began stirring inside of our trousers.

A feeling of pleasure! A tingle of pride!

Some self-satisfaction, and ego trip ride!

That was the moment when all of us knew

That Funhaus was seen as a god unto you.

With power like that to inspire allegiance

All eight of us now demand total obedience!

Rise up from your hovels and arm for survival!

Now is the time we destroy our main rival!

Well gather together upon XMas Day

And march as an company down Texas way!

Our army advances, foes filled with bereavement;

The Hunters becoming the Hunted Achievement.

Starting with Geoff, who well smother with pillow;

Next in line we electrocute dear Jack Patillo.

Gavin Free gets his throat cut by sponsorship razors

Michael goes down from a team made of lazers.

Ryan will suffer a Free Play fiasco!

Jeremy We like that guy! Let his ass go.

Well turn on our army and slaughter each minion

Then afterward toast to our Global Dominion!

Youll hear us exclaim (and wipe blood from our sight)

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good fight!

Dead Island: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/ouaf4TqnAU-nFIxA91u5nw#

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Comments (18)

  • nickprobably FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold IDJIT

    1 year ago

    MFZB!

  • British_Knight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Misunderstood Sarcastic

    1 year ago

    An ad? Oh shit my sponsorship is over

  • Bucky13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I almost didn't read the description because it was so long, boy would that have been a mistake.

    • CraigMukisaS

      1 year ago

      Thank you. If i didn't see your comment I would have skipped it.

  • KyleTreger

    1 year ago

    Love the discription on this one. Great job guys.

  • cecemellark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I personally like James, even if he can't get more than one kill in a gta deathmatch.


    To be fair, those freaking matches are impossible to play without sucking but I guess that's just my opinion.

  • Cole2999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I don't know what's better, the video or 'Twas the Night before Funhaus...

    Who the hell am I kidding, it's 'Twas the Night Before Funhaus.

  • tonythereade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    No one expects you guys to be Good at any game Ever, just try not to be the Worst. Please.

  • deliala919 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold fuck

    1 year ago

    nice poem

  • TeraBum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not playing video games

    1 year ago

    I didn't even watch the video yet and I have to say: I love you Joel. That description is so amazing. You and everyone from Rooster Teeth are making me so happy, I can't thank you enough.

  • kevinsteen

    1 year ago

    Welp, Joel nailed it with the description. We seriously need him to write descriptions for everything. I would click the videos just because I knew that the descriptions would be amazing.

  • Kasquede FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Fantastic video, loved James' round. The description is just unbelievable, can't wait for another great year from Funhaus :)

  • AmberLF Pumpkin Warrior

    1 year ago

    I live for these description omg

  • PrincessRyry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Studious Student Studyin

    1 year ago

    I've been waiting for this video for like a week it feels

  • Resply RTX London Guardian 2017

    1 year ago

    Best description you've ever created. Amazing

  • thejourneys FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That is undoubtedly the best description I have ever seen

  • froztex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That glorious holiday description though

  • Deafdragon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    It will be available 4 days from now!!! What kind of bs is this? You're such a tease FH!