MONKEY MURDER - 1 Dollar 1 Hour Gameplay

Gameplay: MONKEY MURDER - 1 Dollar 1 Hour Gameplay

This is a continuation of the story begun in the description of this video (http://bit.ly/1PQUPPs) and continued here (http://bit.ly/1LYeDdD and http://bit.ly/1CJACFa and http://bit.ly/1MBTcC7)

The Boy offered his hand to The Courtesan and helped her into the boat. He quickly untied the rope from the dock post and jumped in. As the boat drifted away from the dock, he grabbed the oars and pushed away, catching the current, moving downriver. The Boy dipped the oars into the water...and realized he'd never been in a boat before, let alone navigated one. He hesitated --

Let me guess. No naval experience The Courtesan asked wryly.

The Boy shrugged.

Ok, move it. He gave up his position as she moved into the center bench, deftly handling the oars and easing the boat into the center of the river. Fort Hornwick rapidly fell away, the sounds of chaos and smells of smoke receding into the distance. The Cortesan fell into an easy pulse with the boat, letting the current do most of the work.

Where did you learn to rescue damsels in distress I need to have a word with your teachers.

Hey, at least were out of the camp, I guess. And just because I cant...boat...well, I bet you dont know how to wrestle the eggs from a Skycat or find a vein of Truegold in a dark cave!

The Courtesan laughed. Fair enough. We all have our hidden skills. If youre lucky, you may even discover more of mine.

The Boy turned red as a bloodberry. An awkward silence hung over the boat, punctuated by the rhythmic squeaking of the rusty oars, the splashing water on the boat.

My apologies - my sisters always told me I was too forward.

With boys

With boys, with men, with anything. My philosophy is, why let everyone else have all the fun

The boy pondered that a moment. Fun wasnt much valued on The Mountain he called home. It was a hardscrabble existence, a constant fight for survival against the Beasts of the Wild, the Storms of the Great Sky, and the Mountain itself. I think I should very much like to have fun as well.

And so we shall! Lets see - weve got some food and supplies in the boat. Enough for at least a couple of weeks, Id guess. Were dressed as common peasants, but looky here!

She raised a soldiers uniform out of a sack in the boat.

And were riding on Gilderfern Brook. Gilderfern flows through these hills, into Knifewater Canyon. Bandits there, but the water flows swiftly and we could be in and out like a buttered trout...as they say. From there, it joins with the Mighty Rashorne River and wends to Rashgate Capital and the Great Water.

Of course, thats only if we decide not to stop at The University on the way. Lots to see there, of course, and much to learn. So...where to, Boy

If you want The Boy to follow the River, type River in the comments

If you want The Boy to go to the University, type University in the comments

This story will be continued if 1 Dollar 1 Hour continues.

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Comments (36)

  • DKong27 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Prof Oak: Are you a Boy? Or are you a Girl? Or are you a Door?

  • Peanut1996 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    University

  • Outis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Non Mea Culpa

    1 year ago

    University.


    What was the point of this quest again?

  • whatdoyewant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìRiverî

  • ZeroZone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I liked how everybody leaned in when they were trying to see if that woman was topless.

  • MirageGecko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold #shhh

    1 year ago

    I've played Castor, actually pretty fun. kinda panders more towards people who after realizing you can shoot the trees better will proceed to go out of their way to shoot every tree. Aside from that gameplay in general gets way more fun as you gain and upgrade skills and powers.

  • Mikerz06 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìUniversityî

  • afrobeaves

    1 year ago

    ìRiverî

  • juandozer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I laugh too fucking hard at this one! god that last game was beautiful! lol

  • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    University

  • Rook13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Numen and Not-Uncharted had the best jokes.

  • RKezizz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Worst Sponsor

    1 year ago

    University

  • Shinn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was fantastic!

  • forksNstuff

    1 year ago

    Fluminis or river

  • Phtephosaur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I CARE ONLY FOR MANGOES!

    Also. River.

  • LiamCombes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    university

  • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

    1 year ago

    uni

  • Flameboy1992 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    university

  • acertwo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    river


  • BakerBitch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    University.

  • Ukebox

    1 year ago

    University

  • LordTaco

    1 year ago

    in and out like a buttered trout, as they say.


  • ThatCanadien FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    River

  • Rezanox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìRiverî

  • Bull3tBra1n FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    University

  • snowyalice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ESPURRS!

    1 year ago

    I want the boy to do neither and stand there for eternity.

  • mercwitha-flowercrown FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Regenerating Degenerate

    1 year ago

    River

  • Drewson43 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    River

  • Jscabry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    River

  • DominicFell

    1 year ago

    I don't even know how this is a thing.

  • neoman17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Poor Man's Duelist

    1 year ago

    University

  • maddypat

    1 year ago

    University

  • Mogar_Jones

    1 year ago

    River

  • georgeanna FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    University

  • ScoredUncle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    University

  • tskalabri FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    University