MINECRAFT SUCKS - 1 Dollar 1 Hour Gameplay

Gameplay: MINECRAFT SUCKS - 1 Dollar 1 Hour Gameplay

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A week later The Boy and the Courtesan rounded a bend in the river and The University came into view. The previous few days had been...interesting. The days saw them negotiating rapids, storms, a small pack of wolves. A run-in with the bandits had left him with a scar on his forehead and a hole to plug in the boat -- but also a small sack of silver pennies, a dagger for him, and a bow and quiver of arrows for her.

The nights saw him building a fire and studiously avoiding staring at The Courtesan as she bathed and taught him songs from her childhood. By the end of the journey, his back was knotted and sore, and the callouses on his hands had callouses, but he felt good. Hed learned more in this week than any time since hed left The Mountain, and his decision to visit The University meant hed soon learn even more.

They tied off the boat at a small dock and sold it to the Wharfmaster. the sack of pennies grew heavier. The Courtesan desired a bath and a change of clothes, so he left her at The Inn of the Halfmoon Sisters. The sack of pennies grew lighter. The Boy then promptly marched over to the Bursars Office and enrolled both of them. The sack of pennies grew lighter, still.

He spent the next few days learning about The University: its courses of study and Magisters, its buildings and courtyards, its Colleges and Pomp Houses. The University had a complex system of Colleges and Pomp Houses: The Colleges were specialized enclaves where like-minded scholars could gather and discuss their researches. The Pomp Houses, though were more like brotherhoods, or clubs: residences and dining halls for friends and compatriots.

Some Pomp Houses, or Pomps, had lineages of hundreds of years, with traditions and rites, with special food and drinks and colors and symbols associated with them. There were Pomps for scions of noble families, mansions and halls large enough for a country estate, and there were Pomps that were little better than glorified boarding houses for destitute students. They existed side by side, in rivalry with each other, constantly battling for status and prestige.

The Pomps threw lavish parties at the beginning of Crossterms in order to attract new members, and The Boy attended many of them.

He brought The Courtesan to Kestorhouse, one of the oldest and most distinguished Pomps. She charmed the members with banter and gossip of Eastern Noblemen; after dinner they invited them both to join.

He brought The Courtesan to dance and dine at Pepperpots, a middling Pomp renowned for long nights of music and extravagant feasts. Her graceful footing and appreciation for food won them an invite to join.

He brought The Courtesan to drink at The Empty Flagon, a lower-class Pomp more known for troublemaking and disturbing the peace than for studying. She bested their president in a drinking contest, and they were both invited to join.

Well, began The Courtesan, we have a decision to make. Kestorhouse will be our entry to society, but it will cost us the rest of our coin. Pepperpots is warm and cozy. And The Empty Flagon would be fun -- and cheap! -- but would win us no friends. What Pomp should we join

To join Kestorhouse, type House 1 in the comments

To join Pepperpots, type House 2 in the comments

To join The Empty Flagon, type House 3 in the comments

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  • kenoodle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kendall

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 3î

  • vercomaris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    House 2!

  • mystic_taco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mystery Meat

    1 year ago

    My favorite part about this is that Uncrowded (.99 cents) is a shitty knock-off of Unturned (Free game). Best part? Unturned is an actual game, not just one house that you can't use a door on.

  • Lazygamer14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 2î

  • lancinghawk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 2î

  • neogeowins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    House 1!

  • Doofalichous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The explosions journal bit was great! :D

  • Mogar_Jones

    1 year ago

    House 2

  • EthorX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I hope they get a steam refund for uncrowded just on principle

  • Attitude13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Boots

    1 year ago

    Uncrowded from the looks of it, is another repackaged free assets game. Hate those.

  • Axelius FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    House 1

  • Phtephosaur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    House 2!

  • fourworlds FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "I don't care if it was wrong, it's cooler!" Bruce

  • SilverDyrewolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Space Cowboy

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 2î

  • SerRedmane FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 3î

  • rhyswinz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Pride

    1 year ago

    House 2 !!

  • LiamCombes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 2î

  • MrWhatsittoya

    1 year ago

    House

  • cab00se111 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Terrence The Sandwich

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 2î !!!

    This reminds me of my first year in college..Huh..guess the college experience is pretty universal no matter the world.

  • TheMadTurtle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 1î

  • SimonHDTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just Happy to be Here

    1 year ago

    House 3

  • cornholio555 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 3î

  • ripflowers FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Hydrophobia didn't look too bad graphically

  • AmberLF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pumpkin Warrior

    1 year ago

    House 2

  • neoman17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Poor Man's Duelist

    1 year ago

    House 2

  • Space-Potato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Space-Potato

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 3î

  • Your_Raeofsun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    House 2

  • VisorHorn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 2î

  • Goldie4Mayor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    House 3

  • kotuna

    1 year ago

    House 2

    please just let the poor boy rest

  • MarcusEmery FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 2î ! Warm and cozy could have some good results for The Boy!

  • Jageraw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Wait Adam has betrayed his Funhaus brethren. Just look at that jacket.

  • ErisBatt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Probably Tired

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 2î

    Gotta play it safe for now

  • kclarkness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Cop simulat-

  • RKezizz The Worst Sponsor

    1 year ago

    House 1

  • wbragg87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Did someone steal that kid's creation? Isn't that "Uncrowded" game a lot like "Unturned"? Or are they made by the same person, or.... Perhaps a name change?

    • kclarkness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      You can actually play Unturned though

  • Tyler_Putput FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago


  • Outis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Non Mea Culpa

    1 year ago

    House 3

    We haven't made it this far by sucking up to society.

  • HoldThatGhost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold '15-'17 Guardian

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 2î

    Cop simulator shows promise for GOTY 2016, methinks.

  • VioletHyena

    1 year ago

    Hydrophobia is actually a really well made game, but its an oldschool Tomb Raider styled platformer so you are better off with a controller than a mouse and keyboard.

  • mariners005 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ìHouse 1î just cause

  • KingTortoise A slow and steady ruler

    1 year ago

    Im kinda sad they didn't make it to controlling water in hydrophobia. That game looked like if it wasn't 24 cents it might have been interesting.

  • paul5473

    1 year ago

    for some reason i have seen this video before?

    • TeraBum Not playing video games

      1 year ago

      I saw them play Hydrophobia before, I swear to god, I just don't remember when.

    • cornholio555 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      did you watch the live stream on YouTube maybe?

    • TeraBum Not playing video games

      1 year ago

      I... I don't know.

    • paul5473

      1 year ago

      I didn't, I saw this on here before defo I mean the whole episode

  • snowyalice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ESPURRS!

    1 year ago

    Psychonauts was 99c during the steam sale. I hope he uses that to his advantage.

  • FroZTeX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Joel is outdoing himself with these stories!

  • tskalabri FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'm just here for the story