PIXIE F*CKER - Legendary Gameplay Part 2

Gameplay: PIXIE F*CKER - Legendary Gameplay Part 2

Oh, John Legendary. Look. We get it. Once Pandora's Box is open, saving the world is hard work. You don't have time for excuses or incompetence. You can't afford mistakes or missteps.

But do you really have to be such a misogynist I mean, sure -- we're all dealing with a lot of shit right now, what with the transdimensional hellbeasts rampaging through the city and 150-foot tall techno-golems. And we absolutely trust that you're the man who can get the job done. But what's the deal You're just...such a dick.

Sometimes it seems like you hate women more than all the monsters. But you know what: the real monster is your misogyny. Women are our equal partners here, not our enemies. If we all work together, I know we can defeat the evil hordes that -- goddammit John stop slapping that pedestrian.

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Comments (11)

  • Fdcampa

    1 year ago

    This might be the most funniest and fucked up thing I have seen and heard in a while, thank you

  • Purplefood FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Yeah more Legendary!

  • Mr_Hyde010

    1 year ago

  • AbstractSpaces FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This is embarrassing for a 2008 game.

    • DoktorZeit

      1 year ago

      I played this when it came out, it was a piece of shit then as well.

  • bridgesquid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ongo Gablogian

    1 year ago

    I love James' jerry curl, I know he complained about it in Open Haus but it's my favorite

  • Magnorph

    1 year ago

    Woo! Sponsors first content again! Been waitin for this

  • Gunmaster260 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I've learned so much about women today!

  • Mutual FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WRYYYYY

    1 year ago

    00:30 /\

  • SweetSexyChildren

    1 year ago

    On his off time Dr. John Legendary spends his days educating the youth on women's studies. Topics include: The female orgasm, women's rights, and his bitch ex-wife.

  • The_Humble_Elephant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Never Forget

    1 year ago

    Hell, it's about time.


    I can't believe I played through this whole game when it came out. This is why I no longer trust Empire magazine's game reviews. Four stars my ass.


    I'm pretty sure a minotaur fight is coming up. Also, no, you're nowhere near the end.