Gameplay: PIXIE F*CKER - Legendary Gameplay Part 2
Oh, John Legendary. Look. We get it. Once Pandora's Box is open, saving the world is hard work. You don't have time for excuses or incompetence. You can't afford mistakes or missteps.
But do you really have to be such a misogynist I mean, sure -- we're all dealing with a lot of shit right now, what with the transdimensional hellbeasts rampaging through the city and 150-foot tall techno-golems. And we absolutely trust that you're the man who can get the job done. But what's the deal You're just...such a dick.
Sometimes it seems like you hate women more than all the monsters. But you know what: the real monster is your misogyny. Women are our equal partners here, not our enemies. If we all work together, I know we can defeat the evil hordes that -- goddammit John stop slapping that pedestrian.