SUICIDE BY CARS - Wheelhaus Gameplay

Gameplay: SUICIDE BY CARS - Wheelhaus Gameplay

My plan for this description was to look up the actual theme song from the movie Cars, because I had forgotten what it was. I was going to write like a little parody of it, with different cool rhyming lyrics and stuff. Like I sometimes do.

Turns out it was a song called "Our Town," written by Randy Newman and sung by James Taylor. I looked it up and watched it on YouTube. Do you remember this thing It sucks. It's a sucky song. If I wrote a parody of it, no one would know what the fuck it was. They'd think I wrote a crappy piece of original poetry or something, I don't know.

So instead of a clever, fun description, you get this: a bitter kinda-apology. Don't blame me. Blame Randy Newman and James Taylor.

Wheelhaus is a website. http://www.thewheelhaus.com


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Comments (7)

  • Craiggleswrath Renegade N7

    1 year ago

    Crash Team Racing is the best Kart Racer of all time.

  • Sstebbing123

    1 year ago

    wasnt theme for cars life is a highway by rascall flatts?


  • yesterdaydances FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold D A Y 5

    1 year ago

    *sees bear attacking*

    CINNAMON NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • kimeechi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    you guys should really add a quality choice on the site player, like 480/720/1080 etc

    • TheCartooner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      There is one..?

    • kimeechi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I guess I'm retarded but I don't see anything like that http://imgur.com/DcmJMXZ

    • MikeMurphree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Formerly-Mustachioed Gua

      1 year ago

      That's weird. It is beside the timeline for me. Says HD