Funhaus on Let's Play: BE THE COPS
Listen up, rookie. The streets of Los Santos are dangerous. Literally any civilian out there could be carrying. Carrying what, you ask You name it: drugs. Handguns. Rifles. Rocket launchers. Grenades. Sticky bombs. Tasers. Even something that turns them into a cop.
Sounds crazy, I know. But I've seen some shit out here. Shit you wouldn't believe. So I want you to be on your guard. You see a crime, you TAKE THAT CRIMINAL DOWN. Do you hear me Take. Him down.
There's no such thing as "excessive force" or "police brutality" on these streets. The ends justifies the means, so I want you to get out there and protect our citizens.
By killing them all.