We Are CRIMINALS? - #20

Open Haus: We Are CRIMINALS? - #20

Look, I know no one else on the Funhaus staff reads these descriptions, so I'm just going to use this one to issue totally unreasonable Executive Fiats.

1) From now on, this show shall be called Joel Haus. I HAVE SPOKEN 2) All questions, answers, photoshops, songs, and other intellectual property created or generated by Joel Haus are the sole property of Joel Rubin. I HAVE SPOKEN 3) Also, all cast members appearing on Joel Haus are now Joel Rubin's immediate subordinates. I HAVE SPOKEN 4) The primary purpose of Joel Haus is now to Make It Rain dolla dolla bills on or around Joel Rubin. I HAVE SPOKEN 5) Same as above, but also with babes. I HAVE SPOKEN 6) Wait, why is Adam coming over to my desk Hey Adam, what's up 7) Oh, nothing...just writing the descripti-- hey. HEY, get away from my keyboard. 8) STOP. ADAM. ADAM PLS> PLS ADAM NO 9) #*%SEDKF_)@)%)(++#*&KDisdkfa 10) 11) 12) Open Haus will be resuming next week. ADAM HAS SPOKEN

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Comments (15)

  • Jaworth

    1 year ago

    Sooooo, what was the team name you guys cut out?

  • ZackBK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    AHHHH ADAM YES! I want Legends of Dragoon as well :( Would totally fund a kickstarter for it.

  • MarksAGoodLad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Beer Please

    1 year ago

    This was one of the best Open Haus episodes yet. Lost it when James edited in all the random stuff instead of typing up what Spoole said. One of the best Joel descriptions too.

  • Publius10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    @lukeglover80 the first one was james saying 'team fags', 2nd was bruce saying 'raping a child'. (it was in the livestream - check youtube)

  • 0tt0rulz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    where have these hilarious people been all my life. the photoshop really smiley12.gif got me

  • DropBear019 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Lament! Oh audience, don your sackcloth and ash; for the Joel Haus krew has come back from E3 2015 with only a single joke to make: the remake. I'm just hoping there won't be any callbacks...

  • sushimatic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I HAVE SPOKEN!

  • nopenotchloe

    1 year ago

    It was really weird watching the opening few minutes, because all the words were still in my head from the livestream a few days back. Good job Joel's insolence is always a joy to behold lmao ðŸ‘

  • Ninjafish121 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The cut aways to random pills and money made me spill my fruit loops. Bravo

  • lukeglover80 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT is Great!

    1 year ago

    What was bleeped out hmm ;) some of that stuff might not have been a good idea to say they did :p

  • lukeglover80 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT is Great!

    1 year ago

    Haha nice description

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    1 year ago

    JOEL HAUS! JOEL HAUS! JOEL HAUS!

  • Phunhaus Girl Fieri

    1 year ago

    the ermac part was really funny for some reason

  • Tbreck FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    O hey, i opened the show!!!! I am so proud of James of getting over his addiction of Psychonauts 2

  • ElominSha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Why James? WHYYYYYYYYYY? Why wouldn't you Kickstart Psychonaut 2? Is his love for that game a lie?