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Funhaus Shorts: YOUR CLOTHES SUCK - Funhaus Shorts

Name of Applicant: Funhaus

Purpose of Application: Film Permit

Name of Project: "Sellout to Corporate Overlords"

Location: Los Angeles & Surrounding Areas

Cast & Crew: Usual Tubelords

Length: 3:00 or 120:00, TBD

Cost of Production: $00.07

Expected Audience/Views: 29

Synopsis of Project: Convince chumps to buy shoddy branded merchandise

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Comments (41)

  • EvilestFool

    1 year ago

    Whos Todd?!

  • kroska FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I've watched this three times. This is Elyse's greatest work.

  • jesriv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RAWWRR

    1 year ago

    I've been convinced.

  • Adamuss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    OMF. That was awesome.

  • HoldThatGhost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold '15-'17 Guardian

    1 year ago

    Ha! Jokes on YOU, I already own a bunch of FH merch!

  • WildLemon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I would buy merch, but I am poor af

    • AmberTR

      1 year ago

      I would buy merch, but I'm shitting my pants at the thought of international sales taxes

  • Ironlordthemad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    In Trump's america those pubes will be home grown and the only 3 colours that matter, red, white and blue!

  • cecemellark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    So from now on... can Elyse only talk like this? Like seriously we need to make this happen.

  • teagaaaaaaan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'm blurred right

  • CodedThreat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold VicariousTool

    1 year ago

    The super soft blanket I am having draped over me right now is made with outsourced pubes?!?! Well fuck... I guess I should be mad but DAMN these pubes are so soft!


    Seriously though, this blanket is so soft, I can almost forget they are not made out of 'Merica pubes. Only the highest quality pubes were used. Also, I now understand why there is a big note included that says wash this before using... in case of crabs!

  • HydrogenDynasty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tenno

    1 year ago

    the blurred people, who ever they may be, sound like Adam Ellis

  • TurnerBurn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Funnier in editing.

    1 year ago

    Why'd they keep bleeping the word "friends"?

  • johnbarnes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Trophy Hunter

    1 year ago

    Funhaus Merch. Not even once.

  • KniteOwls FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I enjoyed this ad way to much.

  • Silvern7552 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Favorite part was Rays picture for Spoole.

  • LLatrator

    1 year ago

    Oh my god Elyse, can she be the narrator for everything Funhaus does?

  • IronChefKevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Occasionally cool

    1 year ago

    It's crazy that James's eyes are so blue, they get two solid pixels when they blur out his face

  • MissedherTaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Wait, Ray doesn't work for Funhaus any more?

  • MissedherTaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Anyone else see Ninja Brian, Danny, and Kevin from the Game Grumps?

  • bluepanda5

    1 year ago

    Shout out to the pictures with NSP!

  • nulon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Elyse is best narrator.

    You can't go wrong with a Willems.

  • Jin_D3vil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Scotsman

    1 year ago

    Funhaus being so self deprecating again and it's hillarous, Elyse is funny as heck for doing this and made me laugh so much through out. Also thanks for Joels address, I'll be sure to stop by. :P

  • masher14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I freaking love how even though James' face is blurred you can clearly make out his soul-piercing blue eyes.

    • Jin_D3vil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Scotsman

      1 year ago

      Can't pixel out those beautiful eyes!!

  • TheJamesP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Are you going to make actual Funhaus shorts? Or even Funhaus short shorts? Or even Funhaus shorts featuring Funhaus Shorts? Or Funhaus short shorts featuring Funhaus Shorts? The Funhaus Shorts short shorts!


    Ahh, what a day that will be.

  • RKezizz The Worst Sponsor

    1 year ago

    #MorchMorch God damn it Elyse. <3

  • Squidney FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I fucking love Elyse

  • lokisbutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    how much money do i have to pay to have elyse lull me to sleep in this voice

  • InappUser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This is amazing; Elyse might be the funniest person alive.

  • RedFred238 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RedFred238

    1 year ago

    That settles it, we need a "WHAT A BUNCH A FAGS" shirt.

    • RedFred238 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RedFred238

      1 year ago

      3 hours and -7 WTF?s common, it isn't that ridiculous. I mean they have shirt with the Pornhub logo on it. The "FAGS" part could also be blurred or **** like that. You know what, I'm pretty sure one person
      -1 WTF? this comment and the rest of you did as well because of that one person. You are sheep! Stop being sheep. You can do better! You are individuals with your own thoughts and minds. You don't have to do what everyone else does. Be yourself, do what you want to do!

    • ZenLikeCalm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      You're whining about everyone modding "WTF" on your comment, and claiming they are "sheep" for doing so, but I'm going to explain why people are doing this.


      Your idea is fucked up. There is too much a negative connotation with the word "fag". Now, I personally don't have any problems with it myself, but there are enough people do. Enough people that making merchandise stating "What a bunch of fags" will cause too many unnecessary problems for them.


      There is a concept that if everyone else disagrees with you, the problem might be you, not them.


      Also, who the fuck wears a PornHub shirt?



    • RedFred238 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RedFred238

      1 year ago

      I do understand that it's hard to sound sarcastic on the internet. But really man this was just a joke, no need to take it seriously.

  • Urp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    And I just reorder my favorite funhaus shirt, had I known all this 2 days ago

  • Veryk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Best add ever

    Needs to be on tv

  • dfelesina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Firemandan86

    1 year ago

    RIP Spoole. RIP Todd. Fuck you Todd

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    1 year ago

    Who the fuck is Todd?

    • akamise FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold akamise

      1 year ago

      Fuck him.

  • KnightSteen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I came out of lurking to like this. Great job.

  • sweetman66 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I will never in a million years touch Funhaus merchandise. Spoole did and look what happened to him. HE DIED just like Ray RIP.