Your Comments: WHO BURPED? - Funhaus Comments #12
Ladies and Gentlemen - you're probably wondering why I invited you here today. There is a mystery afoot: someone burped. We know where he or she burped: here. We know how or or she burped: with his or her stomach. What we don't know is the WHY or the WHO.
Lady Violet: you were seen eating a chimichanga not 2 hours ago. Did the burp come from you?
Corporal Ceylon: was it the saag paneer you had for dinner? TELL ME?
Senor Sienna: I observed you furtively exiting a Carl's Jr, and I say to you, that burp certainly SMELLED like a $6 burger.
Madame Mauve: After some research, I discovered you won a belching contest in preparatory school.
Doctor Schwartz: I just don't like Germans.
So: who was it? Come clean, and we can all repair to the solarium for iced jellies.