INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE - GTA 5 Gameplay

Gameplay: INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE - GTA 5 Gameplay

I've been involuntarily celibate for over two years now. It's called marriage! Aghahahahahahahaha! Get it? It's funny because I've legally bound myself to the wrong person and I'm choked with bitterness and remorse!

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  • lootsorrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Involuntary Donibates.

  • Isotopian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Not to imply that Elise usually isn't funny, but she was really on point in this video, had me cracking up multiple times.

  • Claymantion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Britt

    1 month ago

    That Spongebob edit is my favorite edit

  • MitchWegner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I frequent a forum where someone once linked an incel blog where a guy was talking about starting a petition for the government to begin a program to get him and other incels girlfriends, and as we were all dunking on him he came in and responded to pretty much every single person with several paragraphs each on how, despite him having had sex greater than 10 times within the past year, he was truly the victim of the grand matriarchal conspiracy. Incels are fucking nutso.

  • heftypanda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I've got a bad case of Don Syndrome!

  • steelmunkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold blurryface

    1 month ago

    Saw the Reverend Horton Heat earlier this year. He puts on a really good show actually. Had a lot of fun.

  • Doppio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Modern Panspermia

    1 month ago

    I think Don fans should be The Don-er Party

  • toastmonkey53 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    More Don please.

  • fishbiscuit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    "In the involuntary celibate subreddit..." ha, too bad they just got banned!

  • shotgunbadger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    As someone who plunges the depths of the internet often I adore Lawrence explaining these stupid communities. Bruce just as a normal guy asking craaaaaaaaaazy questions like 'so wait they're NOT happy when someone gets laid' is adorable. Sweet naive Bruce

  • RJM639 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The Don-geon Masters.

  • Wields FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Why does Lawrence think it's wrong to be white? I'm not white myself, so I likely cannot relate, but I'm genuinely curious as to why he seems to hate his own skin color and/or heritage? This isn't the first time he's shown this self-flagellating attitude.

    • rhn94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      except he never said that; what are you even on about delusional snowflake?

    • Wields FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      @rhn94: What's with the hostility? I asked an honest question and while you do have a valid point,  there's no need to call me names or to assume that there are any delusions at play, at least on my end. 


      True, he never outright stated the above. I guess I should've phrased my initial post better: Lawrence quipped about Notch's tweet at the beginning of the video and given that it was edited to make it seem like it was tweeted directly @sirlarr, I wondered about the point of the joke. Perhaps I'm missing the context, but that statement in and of itself is not comedic to me. Thus the question. 


      I'll admit I might've read into it a bit too much to the point of thinking that Lawrence might be mocking the tweet because he disagrees with it, but it was the first logical conclusion that came to mind at the time.


      You seem to be somewhat of a Lawrence fan, so maybe you presumed that the intent of my question was to insult or vex? Given the aggressiveness of your reaction, I can only hope that you believe me when I say that it was. Just. A. Question. Borne out of curiosity. Surely you've had a moment like that before? 


      Having looked you up though, it looks that all you do is post inflammatory comments online and that no constructive conversation will likely ensue from this exchange. Well played on having me waste my time.

    • mungachung FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Pretty sure the joke is him joking about self heritage hating. He has acknowledged before how some of the audience get triggered (kinda like you, no offence) when they do the self heritage hating bits. And so he is probably doing it again for that reason, because he knows it triggers people and it is funny. 

    • Mullertonne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      I don't think it's that he's joking about being white, it's more of a joke about white people who don't know or think that has provided any benefit. I'm pretty sure he thinks its okay to be white but you don't have to say that. Plus its always stupid to see a white literal multi millionaire complain about privilege.

    • rhn94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      lol triggered snowflake says what? 

  • HereComeGiants FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    every bit of new footage of benson is a gift 

  • silverswords FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Loved that definition.

    • battleofla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      It was spot damn on, too.

  • jeremythelee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I'm pretty sure I woke up my neighbors laughing at The Don-estic Abusers. 

  • Jericho003 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Don is the light of my life and every video he's in is a masterpiece

  • Rhodi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Don, stop? More like "Don't stop!"

  • Chortle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Made me spit out my drink twice! Nice job!

  • abi-juice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    the Prima-Don-nas

    • Arc520 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Sign me up RIGHT NOW

  • woodlandcreature FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    donner party? ;)

    • Arc520 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      too soon??

  • matthewkhutton FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold jollymatth

    1 month ago

    Who let Bones write the description? 

    • lootsorrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      oh I thought elyse wrote it

  • mypal1990 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The one who works

    1 month ago

    A Benson video is the better video. 'Ruff said.

  • Noofus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The Donatellos? Don-keys? My name is Elyse?