FULL METAL JACK IT - GTA 5 Gameplay

Gameplay: FULL METAL JACK IT - GTA 5 Gameplay

This is my description. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My description is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my description is useless. Without my description, I am useless. I must write my description true. I must write funnier than Jacob, who is trying to replace me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my description and myself are defenders of Funhaus. So be it, until there is no internet. Amen.


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  • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    My favorite Christmas movie is gremlins

  • CheapCulture FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    I appreciate Peake's use of inverted controls because I play southpaw, so I have to make everyone change the layout for me too. I'm not even left-handed though, I just accidentally used that setting when I learned to play games so now it's the only way I can. 

  • silverswords FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    I disagree with James about Die Hard.  Totally a Christmas movie.  But do support him going out Trick 'r Treating.  I don't care how old you are, as long as you put some effort into dressing up, you get candy.

  • HipsterDadJeans FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    I hope Elyse and James change their minds and have a kid one day. It would make the world a better place. 

  • BrandonK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Funnier in editing.

    4 days ago

    Peake talking about Candy, Lawrence talking about Tequila Shots, and James talking about Kids. It's nice that they're all so candid about their addictions.

  • mypal1990 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The one who works

    5 days ago

    Peake is at the peak of dieting. He's a well oiled machine. Or is he a robot?

  • groovefactor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    One of my favourite things about these GTA Gameplays is how Matt Peake fucking COMES ALIVE!

  • GearsGuy1945 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Drill Instructor Willems is a no-nonsense, tough SOB, and I would train under him, and let my standard-issued bible armor protect him over me any day of the week.

  • Arc520 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Funhaus really is one of the best groups out there! Going to that link made my day.

  • MacDaddyMuffin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Go Army! Beat Navy!

  • PhilthyG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    My dad and Jim Varney were friends. And by friends, I mean my dad was a bartender and Jim liked to drink. A lot. 

  • Dittohh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Alex

    5 days ago

    Yes Elyse! The Nightmare Before Christmas is the best!!!

  • MrWartburg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Team Fat

    5 days ago

    James is half right. Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas tradition for a lot of people, like myself. 

  • SugarFree2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    I'm surprised that Elyse's favorite Christmas movie isn't The Muppet Christmas Carol.

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    5 days ago

    Is Peake's initials really MVP? That's pretty freaking awesome. But I'll need to verify, so go ahead and give us his SSN as well Elyse.

  • Aint_No_Robutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold not a robut

    5 days ago

    Die hard is a christmas movie! it's about family and protecting the things you love and giving people... bullets or something... and a backstory where you shoot kids.. and donuts... and stuff

  • YodatheHobbit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Miak! MeeeeYakkk?

    Also, James just bring Elyse with you for the other neighborhood candy so it's not creepy. Tell them you guys just moved in and thought it would be a good way to meet the neighbors. If they ask too many questions just run like hell, pick a new neighborhood each year.

  • Dappertree901 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Ha nice movie call out James, Ben Affleck and James Ganolfini starring in Surviving Christmas from '04, I only remember it because my mother loved showing me every Christmas movie imaginable back then. All I remember thinking was how sad/funny it was when SPOILERS you find out that Ben Affleck's character hadn't actually lived in James Gandolfini's familys house when he was a kid, and was just there because he had a shitty childhood! Just like me, good times. 

  • leonofheart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Well done on bringing awareness on Puerto Rico

  • SeaHutch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    The link got me to donate. Well done, guys.

    • spencerandrewshctt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      Well played by Funhaus

  • Holy_Donuts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    James. I immediately know why elyse loves you when you say romantic things like. "Get a good pump."

  • Paolucci42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    It's time to unite for Puerto Rico!

  • Gobbles24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Patrick Swayze lives on as Julian from Trailer Park Boys

  • Tom_Hanson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    So Elyse would be like Joaquin Phoenix in Buffalo Soldier? 

  • GrimmShadow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Grimm

    5 days ago

    This is the second video I've watched today in which someone said the phrase "War Ghosts." welcome to October I suppose.

  • grimwolfe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    They should get R. Lee Ermey to come yell at them while they play games.

  • lundh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    I feel like I've seen this video before?

  • alex_tsoi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    nothing better than coming home from a long day at uni, and sitting down to watch GTA gameplay. yes.

  • Happysentencdog FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    For me, favourite Christmas movie is The Polar Express  santa

  • IronChefKevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Occasionally cool

    6 days ago

    How DARE you sneak a link to help out the relief efforts in Puerto Rico into my my video about gamez! I am incensed, outraged, and indecent! What are you trying to imply? That I should be grateful that I even have electricity right now with which to watch your videos and that if I have the time to watch a 10 minute video I can go through the 5 minute donation process for any charity group trying to save lives!?! HUH? ANSWER ME!? How dare you even make me think that my situation is fortunate enough to the point where, even if it's not optimal, it's still leaps and bounds above people who are currently suffering and need all the help they can get! I have problems to you know, class starts in like 3 hours and I'm super apathetic. Monster!


    *if it wasn't clear this is all sarcastic, please donate or help in anyway you are able to the relief efforts in Puerto Rico*

  • Flogenberger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Cooper Lower

    6 days ago

    Of course Elyse is focused on just having fun, she's the Military Party Planner!!!

  • Noofus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Someday, I hope Elyse gets to play Owlboy AND have the crew sit and watch

  • TheGeneralAU FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Aww the link goes to a website to donate to aid Puerto Rico

    • Jazzun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      http://unidosporpuertorico.com/en/

    • Grelzar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      Yeah I thought that was really cute, :)

    • jakeprime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      Awesome! So classy

  • sagardatta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    The link to vote on James' Halloween conundrum goes to the Puerto Rico donation page. Well played Funhaus, well played

  • Outis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Non Mea Culpa

    6 days ago

    Favorite Christmas movie? The Ref, starring Dennis Leary.

  • Guy... FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    The first 2 minutes have an unusual low/weird energy to them, but then it returns to normal :)


  • mlkoegel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Matt

    6 days ago

    The bit.ly link sends you to unidosporpuertorico.com for anyone who was wondering.

  • HarryPower95 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sexy Beast

    6 days ago

    Everyone should visit the bit.ly link in the video! It's so good!

  • MastaCrouton FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Classy job on the bit.ly, guys.

  • mlkoegel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Matt

    6 days ago

    Back to back weeks of GTA Peake?  heart /\  heart

  • coralblue_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    I agree with James about Die Hard and The Nightmare Before Christmas but I respectfully disagree with his best Christmas pick. The greatest Christmas movie of all time is Jingle All the Way starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman and Jake Lloyd.

    • kingdannyt

      6 days ago

      I respectfully disagree about Die Hard and and Nightmare not being christmas movies. Die Hard is about a man coming to see his wife so that he can see his kids and they can be all together for christmas. If it was not Christmas he would not have been there., and shooting guns, so at least it is an American Christmas movie


      and Nightmare is about a guy who discovers Christmas and then tries to recreate Christmas.and then he ruins Christmas and then the 3rd act is all about him having to save Christmas. Just like some Hallmark/ ABC stuff.


      I whole heartedly agree Jingle all the way is the best christmas movie though

    • zebranthony FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      I respectfully disagree about Die Hard. If you changed the time from Christmas to Thanksgiving the movie doesn't change. You still have the themes about family etc. Therefore Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie. Nightmare is definitely a Christmas movie.