Phil DeFranco in Screaming Food

Million Dollars, But...: Phil DeFranco in Screaming Food

Will Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Phil DeFranco take a million bucks if their food is constantly screaming at them? Find out in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

You can find more Phil DeFranco at this link: https://www.youtube.com/user/sxephil

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  • Klorix

    3 hours ago

    Totally eating the talking food.

  • MartyGras2

    5 hours ago

    Aye! It's PhillyD :) 

  • ExplosiveNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    18 hours ago

    Combine the EMP trait with the Wedding Dress of Invisibility and you have yourself a one-man army.

  • eternaltrust FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    21 hours ago

    Part of me feels like the EMP one would be harder to think about if it was tied to like every time you fart, or have to burp.

  • Izayer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    21 hours ago

    Well that was a fun episode. Shameless plug time uhhhh. If you like MDB and if you would like to explore crazy scenarios join in on the Million Dollars But... forum.


    http://roosterteeth.com/forum/board-games-%26-tabletop-games/topic/3367708

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 day ago

    Human emp, and then commit espionage in North Korea.

  • captindoogie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    i would totaly be down with being a human emp.

  • StaleIndian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold IndianGuy

    1 day ago

    The food talkin one, they should make a movie outta that but one thats actually good.

    • aidenraine FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      they could call it.... "Food Wars" 

  • VictorKruger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Headhunter

    2 days ago

    Great episode, I love the Hunter S. Thompson reference

  • kamkill15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Gavin as master Roshi makes this so much better

  • Dr_Ukato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    1: I can do that. I live a pretty business card free life.

    2: Just tune it out. Watch/Listen to Netflix on high volume. 

    3: Eeeeeh... I guess it could kinda be a superpower but it's too unreliable and would make a lot of people angry...

  • TheRudim3nt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Rudim3ntary, Really

    4 days ago

    Man, they filmed this so long ago... Good to see they were able to follow through on it. Totally worth it!

  • Freelancer_Connie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    1- There's a business card app. You take a picture of the front and back, and the app files it away like a Rolodex. I'd take it.

    2- Nope.

    3- Not gonna do this one either. I need my electronics. Although  with the $1,000,000 I could build myself a lead bunker to hide in everyday until the emp goes off... I change my mind. I'd take it.

    • Northelai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 days ago

      But the rule is that you have to keep the card. A picture doesn't count. 

    • Freelancer_Connie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      @Northelai I'd still take it. Just just carry a backpack with folders to keep them in. Plus I don't get handed a lot of business cards, so it's still not that big of a deal.

  • alpha_mike FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Northern Assassin

    5 days ago

    Wait...you're telling me you CAN'T hear your food speak to you?

  • Firenyth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    question about the emp one if im at my pc and the emp goes off does the pc just restart or does it turn off for like 5 minutes since burnie said it wont break anything

    • drunkhas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      The EMP would shut it down, you have to manually start it again.

  • RK1994 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Completely lost it at how Ashley was looking at Burnie yelling at his food hahahaha

  • Nolowgear FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Yes to the 2nd and 3rd ones but the first I'm not sure I could handle keeping that many on my person.

  • D_Silvs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold *insert later

    5 days ago

  • D_Silvs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold *insert later

    5 days ago

    I'd probably not take the first one. It was specified that you had to keep the cards on your person and I couldn't do that. The other two though, heck yeah. $2 Million dollars richer.

  • SpleeSpree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Got Dem Braindawgs

    6 days ago

    TERRANCE! 

  • RJWhite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Is it just me or was Gavin dressed as Master Roshi? Either way it was funny.

    • Lucifer_Morningstar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      Yes he was.

    • RJWhite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      @Lucifer_Morningstar I thought so, it just caught me off guard, so it made me think it was just a coincidence. 

  • Pyro_Ghost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ceoltóir

    6 days ago

    "Dude, our sandwiches are hot for each other."

    • lachlanferrand FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      yea when they brought up the talking food all i could think of was food wars

  • albinolass FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Love the work put into this one. That plane scenario was awesome. Plus seeing Philly D is always a great addition.

    • Don_Mega2453 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      Gavin's voice from Philly D's mouth! Perfect!!!!!

  • duelgundam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    a million dollars, but...


    the next video game you play becomes the world's reality


    ...choose wisely


    • Th3DonGuido FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Th3DonGuido

      6 days ago

      Would be better if it was the LAST game you played

    • SpleeSpree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Got Dem Braindawgs

      6 days ago

      Yeah, whenever you stop playing a game, that game is now your reality. But I guess you could just always end a gaming session by playing whatever game you wanted. 


      Maybe just every day, you get a random game from your collection.

    • duelgundam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      @Th3DonGuido

      the reason i said NEXT is because you're given a choice to change the world to one as you see fit, so it's supposed to give you a dilemma of what form you would want the world to take, and not because "oh, i feel like playing X today", and end up screwing the world over with "Resident Evil" or something similar.

  • CinematicM FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Megan Murphy

    6 days ago

    loved this episode!

  • Disteln FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Ashley is such a babe oh my god<3 

  • josoi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    The little arts-and-crafts plane / crash was brilliant.

  • lookus264 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Cheek pinch? Gavin accepts this like it's a long time thing but I swear this is the first time I've seen/noticed this.

  • ASHxINFLAMES FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    More Phil & Jessica is always welcome.

    • firegodmc10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      more guests in general. they are some of the best episodes

  • forgottenlor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    I want to say yes to the first one, but I worry that it will hinder my future career opportunities.  Right now, I get almost no business cards but in 15 years, maybe I'll be getting them as often as you guys


    Absolutely heck no to the other two.  I like eating without guilt and I am annoyed when any of my 5 computers (seriously, I have 4 different machines for work and I do actually use them all because they all have found a thing they can do that none of the others can) have to be rebooted.

  • EMURLIE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    With the EMP scenario, what if a Lets Play was being filmed and Gavin emits the pulse and they lose all their progress in the game and lose capture? That would be a nightmare! 

    • JerichoF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      Well, then they'd have a persistent use for 'bumcheese' and Technical Difficulties will/might make it clear when it happened. If they managed to save things.


      Maybe?

    • duelgundam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      and then michael would proceed to kill gavin

  • daneonwayne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Burnie, please!!!  Gavin, but with a Million Dollars.  His net worth is like $2-5M.  Between Achievement Hunter, his work behind the scenes at Rooster Teeth and Slo Mo Guys, he has the million and a lot more.

  • Austriker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Austriker

    6 days ago

    my body wasnt ready for 1:00

  • Lycantivis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    that ashley face tho

  • ChibiAcer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Oof.  The first one I'd probably do, because who the heck carries business cards anymore?  I think I've gotten like 4 of them from people my whole life.  Granted I'm not in a line of work where people try to sell me stuff, but with more people going digital I feel like I'd be pretty safe.


    The other two?  Heck no.  If the EMP went off while the plane was taking off/landing you'd be screwed.

  • cccfudge10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold cccfudge10

    6 days ago

    Wouldn't you have to like... reset your router every day? And you'd have to set all your clocks too (if you actually still have clocks). AC/heating as well would be a pain in the ass. There's no way, 90% of the stuff I'd buy with the million dollars is technology to make my life easier but with an emp going off every day it'd just be a bigger pain in the ass.

    • SimonPaul FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      You could just buy emp shields for the important stuff. 

    • Polymemnetic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      Analogue clocks are a thing, too. I'm okay with the timer on my microwave and oven flashing 12:00

  • honkysachmo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Noah

    6 days ago

    Phillip Defuckass!!!!!! <333

  • TheArchivist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    I see the budget has gone up this season. 

  • Kaseykay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Ashley's face while Burnie is eating gives me life

  • srvvlhm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold David Kane

    6 days ago

    Gavin, Burnie and Phil, all people I admire. Does Phil play video games with the AH crew?

  • GoofOff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Gus, Jack, and Geoff already did the talking food thing.... I'm really thirsty  I wish I had 2 milkshakes

  • kaikaips3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    lmao Ashley was golden

  • little_mixer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Galaxy Space Princess

    6 days ago

    Philip Defranco plus Roosterteeth? is it my birthday already?

  • Zionn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    The business I'll take, I really don't get to many business cards handed to me, I'd have like a total of 10 on me, The screaming food yeah who cares eat fast no problem, but that last one I don't think so I live on the computer that would really ruin my day.

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    6 days ago

    I think this is the first episode where I would definitely take all 3, but only if I knew when the emp was coming beforehand so I'd have time to dive out the window to protect my electronics.

  • TaySolris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    It was nice seeing Philip Defranco on the show! Bring him back for a podcast maybe?

    • epicsadfacegaming FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      OMG yes I want him on a podcast so bad

  • Kai-zr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Rooster Teeth will be in Sausage Party 2 confirmed. 

  • thejakemaster24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    That's a lot of money.

  • zombies3210 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Zombie Lord

    6 days ago

    Burnie you can't make me subscribe to Rooster Teeth... Oh wait.. Shit I'm paying him already... GOD DAMN IT BURNIE.

  • booksds FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The "Slightly Upset" Kin

    6 days ago

    Um, actually, it's pronounced "emp," not "ee-em-pee." Everyone knows that.