Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses

Million Dollars, But...: Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses

Journey with Gus, Frank, and Griffon as they get pestered by their own personal fairy and have their lives ruled by a dungeon master in this fantasy-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

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  • Redknight910 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    20 hours ago

    Glitter nuke has been detonated.

  • GoofOff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    This is getting too close to reality.  Frank, I'll pay you a million dollars to be your IRL DM.  Now, I hope we can work out something with installments, I'm a little strapped for cash ATM

  • ludoggydog FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    wow the editing for these videos just keeps getting better and better

  • CSLMuramasa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Demon Blade

    2 days ago

    Can I pay a million dollars to date a centaur instead? Or any kind of monster girl really. Personally I prefer the undead but I won't complain if it's something else.

  • Zabon95 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That One Tool

    3 days ago

    with the DM thing I´m imagining you going to the store and you have to roll to see if you find what you´re looking for

  • lunchbox893 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Self-Named King of Zing

    3 days ago

    Heroes and halfwits. I'll look into it.

    On a side note, no to the centaur and DM, yes to the fairy. Also, I recognize those minis, those are from Lord of the Rings Risk.

  • aterimperator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    I keep waiting for the porno parody of it "Million Dollar Butts".

  • ycart59 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    I love Gus so much! No such thing as too much Gus

  • KiDELecTroN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    i swear this mdb was already out ..

    ive seen this weeks ago plz tell me im not going insane

    • johno3998 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      It was on facebook

  • Justin-Thadick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Man's not Hot

    3 days ago

    great episode, frank is one of my role models, honestly.

  • Jesterskull0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Could have thought of a 100 better reason for being Centaur........honestly this entire thing was done pretty poorly(and kinda lame.)......I don't watch their Dungeons thing already (Don't have time cause work.).....now I don't want to......like ever.

  • Cotter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OneMorePelican

    3 days ago

    I'd kickstart Centaursky & Gutch

  • NotFish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hikikomori Gamer

    3 days ago

    This was absolutely released a while back. I distinctly remember seeing it before. And not that I saw it on the schedule. I've seen the actual video before. Weeks ago.

  • Nguyen013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Totally want to take the last part but if the DM is either Matt Mercer, Travis, or Liam running a one shot or episodic stories of my life, then i would totally go for it

    • Flux_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      Matt, sure. Travis and Liam would get super meta and weird. So would Taliesin, actually. And for Marisha you'd be a bear.


      ... I could be a pretty good bear.

  • WarriorWrath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Damn Frank I see you with the adios mf

  • Darkflame1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Didn't this get released awhile back? 

    • Shadowwrath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      Um. No. But it was on the schedule for a while.

    • NotFish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hikikomori Gamer

      3 days ago

      No Shadow, Darkflame is right, this was absolutely released weeks ago. Maybe it was released mistakenly and then taken down, but i've definitely seen this episode before.

    • cdherodude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      Sometimes on the rt Facebook page you will be able to see these like a week or two in advance. I have noticed ones the Christmas one were on the rt facebook page early

  • Kr1sp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    But does a Centaur wear pants around 4 legs or just its hind legs?

    • Shadowwrath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      Nah man. They go free riding.

  • nicholi417 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    This was a really good episode.  I love heroes and halfwits.

  • Kileonhart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    If I could have Matt Mercer DM my life I would do it in a heartbeat.

    • Nguyen013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      same. Its that or have Grog or Liam run it and see what would happen

  • NerdTeacher FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Carpe DM?  Bugger me, that is some top shelf punning.  Pat yourself on the back, whoever came up with that gem.

  • Donneh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Yay, Frank!

  • brian192168 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    back to the dating.... you would have a massive horse cock and would slay that puss

  • WispOfTheWinds FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Wait... How long has MDB been in 2160p???! (also yay for not being called 4K)

  • Shadalz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    my two favourite RT shows in one, brilliant 

  • GTTX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold GTTX

    4 days ago

    any form of lie detection would never be accepted lol

  • alyxjpg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold aw shit, it's akshay.

    4 days ago

    It's so good seeing Frank again. Even though he threw so much shade on my 12-year-old boy ass.

    • GoofOff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 days ago

      its ok, you'll stop being a 12-year old boy soon, then its smooth sailing

  • Jaune_Black_Smudge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Silly @gus , the best job for a centaur is obviously a porn actor. Hung as a horse? Duh. I'd definitely take that for a million dollars. 

  • skyform FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Now I want to watch A Centaur's Life again.

  • ProfEyebrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    In the last scenario, they were using the pieces from Lord of the Rings RISK. Recognized them immediately.

    • TylerChambe1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      It's all the mother of the twelve year old boy would buy there child.

  • hunter559 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I hope they do more Hero's and Halfwit's. I mean it doesn't have to be right away, as I understand production takes time, but I want to know whether it got renewed. I really hope it does.

    • Sonicxben FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      Wait, it's not re-newed?  Damn, I want more of that stuff.

    • hunter559 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      We don't know. That is what I was saying. It is a big production for them and it might not be getting the numbers it needs or attracting enough advertising revenue. I mean it is a shoot that requires long form recordings while bringing in outside staff/freelancers (such as Frank) and expensive props and equipment. I would say that one thing it has going for it is the sunken cost. There is also the fact of the recent divorce of Geoff and Griffon might play into things. All this is just me reading into things but as far as I know they haven't confirmed it's renewal.

    • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

      4 days ago

      @hunter559 I think Geoff was possible doing a new season with all new characters and he might even be considering being the DM. Also from what I understand Griffon will most likely not be involved because at the moment she is focused on her career and has been spending most her time in Oregon.  I really do hope for a new season and I feel like the show can benefit from the addition of new cast members. Off the top of my head I know that Jack Pattillo, Miles Luna, and Mica Burton all love D&D and would make great additions to the group.

    • GoofOff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 days ago

      yeah its my fault, I really enjoyed season 1, but I never started S2, I want to re-watch that few episodes, but then I realize thats 5 hours, and well I haven't found enough time to start watching that, its in the pipeline though

  • 198x179-.jpg-of-Ruby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold -1 Flamebait

    1 week ago

    And to this day I still have absolutely no idea what DnD is about

    • Shadowwrath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      It's a RPG about whatever the DM wants it to be, or so I understand. I've never played myself, even though I really want to. Most of what I know about it comes from Heroes and Halfwits, and a website called dndbeyond.com. I would recommend checking them and similar shows and sites if you want to learn more about the game.

    • 198x179-.jpg-of-Ruby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold -1 Flamebait

      1 week ago

      Wew, thanks

    • musicisum405 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Huntress

      3 days ago

      It's not really about anything. There are a shitton of different story lines you can run. You build a character and basically just go about completing the quest however you like. The DM is there to progress the story as you complete objectives, roll for enemies you encounter, act as NPCs, decide if you succeed in doing things, etc etc. The DM is essentially God.


      It's super fun, and there are infinite possibilities for how a story can go. It's like a video game where you don't have to worry about the limitations of the programming and you can get creative in how you solve problems. Plus, bludgeoning an entire village of antagonistic barbarians to death is hella satisfying.

  • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I'm still hoping they do an Immersion of this.

    • Shadowwrath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      An Immersion of... DnD? How would that even work? And wouldn't it just be LARPing at that point?

    • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      @Shadowwrath

      I'm thinking more a situation where you need to roll a D20 when ever you want to do anything and random bad things will happen to you if you roll a 1, plus a DM who can throw random events at you just because.

    • ablackraptor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      Maybe something like the Fallout Immersion? Like have Micheal and Gavin (and maybe others, for a full party), sent to go on a quest while a Dungeon Master follows them around, using dice rolls to decide how luck will play out in their adventure. Other aspects like levelling up, classes, etc could also be devised somehow.

  • Sonicxben FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Oh, come on!  Come to papa now!

  • manlytorchic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I’m ready... I’m 6 days from now