Poké-Pandemonium & Ashley the Furry

Million Dollars, But...: Poké-Pandemonium & Ashley the Furry

Level up with Burnie, Ashley, and Jon as they battle Pokémon and undergo extreme makeovers in a video game-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

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  • TheDutchDan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 hours ago

    But... Ashley is a grill! Grills don't play videogamezzz

  • ODST_Parker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    I would do all three of these at once. I'll take the $3,000,000, thank you very much.

  • mishrae FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    Emmy Award Nominated, Bus and Tesla Owner Burnie Burns ultimate dream, His Tesla Becomes a Transformer

  • Zherro78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    Every time they say MDB I think of ModDB.  Anyone else ever use that site?  

  • hobojoe0858 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    Puts in The Old Republic disc, gets Knights of the Old Republic character creation.

  • Locke_n_Load FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    That first Pokemon trainer looked like Michael Jones' stunt double.

  • Astraea_Styx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Those are honeydew melons.

  • Thysguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Is anybody else having troubles playing this episode in particular on mobile devices? It's been 2 days now, and every time I click to play it, my screen just flashes that the video cannot be played due to corruption or my browser doesn't support the media playback. But I can load every other episode of MDB up to this one?

    • Coffeeman21286 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      Same here. Trying to watch on my phone, but this specific video doesn't play.

  • bloodcal-cal7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Im Callam Hi

    3 days ago

    I would do the pokemon thing for free as well. Why? Well Id just carry around Pokemon plushies and wait for them to come to life, then boom! I have a pikachu in real life! :D

  • Bran2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    i'd do the pokemon one for free

  • ADG12311990 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Meatbag

    4 days ago

    I loved that KotOR/SWTOR was used to turn Jon into Darth Maul's cousin.

    • MomoBeasley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 days ago

      You Mean his brother Savage Opress

  • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Geez Trainer Burnie scared me a little lol. And you know there's going to be some idiot who thinks Ashley was being serious when she said her experience with video games is she saw her boyfriend play some

    • maka556 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      I'm looking forward to the Youtube release just because there's going to be somebody who didn't get the joke.

  • Nomadic51 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Movin'

    4 days ago

    Trainer Burnie is best Burnie! burnie

  • Kuiosikle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Adam

    4 days ago

    Cameo by Pokemon trainer Micheal and his Pokemon GARBO????

  • DylanCraine1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    where was Blane when they dressed up Jon as Savage Opress?

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    4 days ago

    Considering that the game I'd get stuck with the character creator is FFXIV, I'd be pretty alright with whatever option I ended up with. Worst case scenario I get turned into a Lalafell and have to devote my life to world domination through the use of money to perpetuate the stereotype......

  • PlayPodSK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    ashley has nice legs

  • ctrasco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    I'm all in for the character creator. I already look weird so what's a Mass Effect 3 gonna do? And there's is no amount of money that could make me deal with the other 2.  

  • RWBYfanRvB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Inventory and Pokemon Battles! I'll take those millions!

  • muffinmanlan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Burnie's creepy smile and nod is the best thing ever

  • Paolucci42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Thank you for Ashley Jenkat.

  • Gobbles24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    I feel like that's how Pokemon's writers come up with new Pokemon

    • TerrenceNoran21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      Or their boss probably told them to come up with 100+ Pokemon for their upcoming game or they'll lose money. So the writers just pointed to random shit and started writing so they don't lose their job. 


      All the Pokemon past Sinnoh (Region 4 (Diamond, Pearl, Platinum)) were probably created like that.





    • SavageSamurai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      @TerrenceNoran21 Yeah because its not like the other generations before that didn't do that (Geodude line, Grimer line, Exeggcute, Magneton and Dugtrio just add two more of their pre-evolutions to their design). 


      In all seriousness they've been doing this for 20 years and it still works to bring in money. 

    • bloodcal-cal7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Im Callam Hi

      3 days ago

      I mean as someone who has done a database assignment that lists all 800+ Pokemon (this was done manually btw) I can safely say they defiantly find whatever is lying around and make that into a Pokemon. But can you blame them? You can only be so creative for like the first 50 then just throw caution to the wind.

  • Pyro_Ghost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ceoltóir

    5 days ago

    Burnie's psycho face was fantastic.

  • CplSnorlax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Professional Sleeper

    5 days ago

    That second scenario sounds like a perfect Immersion episode

    • Snorlax1599 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      oh hi there

    • CplSnorlax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Professional Sleeper

      4 days ago

      Hello there Brother. How goes it?

    • PlayPodSK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      they did kind of do that with the doom episode in season 1

  • TerrenceNoran21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Million dollars but.....for once every three days, a item you need goes missing.....and the only way for you to get it back is to play a videogame-themed IRL level complete with a boss fight. 


    Example: You're about to take a bath....and your shampoo goes missing. You will then go into a water-themed level and the boss is your shower head....that's also a bullet hell.

    • moaibr101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Open Source Forever

      5 days ago

      Is there a limit to how important of an item it can be, i mean can something like my steering wheel just go missing while i'm on the interstate?

    • TerrenceNoran21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      Whatever you need for your current situation. 


      It usually happens before you do an activity....so in the act of driving, nothing happens. But before you're about to drive (as you leave your house), your car keys go missing.....and you have to get it back....sidescroller beat-em-up style.


      Also, no one but you can experience that (you can bring others with you for a co-op or group play.....if you share the money with them). As you're doing the level, other people see you getting in your car and finding your keys.

    • grahmadi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      I wouldn't take it

    • F-Triple FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      So what happens when you lose? Can you retry or like do you die? DO you just need to go find the nearest chair or bed and sleep for an hour to get your health back like skyrim/fallout style?

    • TerrenceNoran21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      Yep.


      Like Skyrim or Fallout....but about 10 minutes.

  • Carnegie-senpai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Am I the only one who thought cat Ashley was super fucking creepy

    • lunchbox8 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      when she was being petted and was staring at the camera - the stuff of nightmares!

  • Synchronizor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Please, please, please do an episode of The Know in those costumes.  One episode, no explanation, no acknowledgement.  Just show up in costume, and play it completely straight as if nothing was out of the ordinary.  It would be amazing.

    • Don_Mega2453 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      That would be epic!

  • shmanel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    TIL Jon always carries around the Golden Gus and some sort of skull, while Burnie apparently wears tighty-whities and carries brass knuckles.

  • Diff666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    I don’t think Jon quite gets MDB, he put no downside on his

    • Akantor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      The down side was once a day random Pokémon battle. And whatever is closest is your Pokémon. You could very well be blocking someone who needs to get by but they can’t till the battle is over

    • PlayPodSK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      also the fact that if you lose you lose money. so if you have something week near you then you will probably lose money

  • Splee_Spree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Beat Braindawgs

    5 days ago

    I'd take the Pokémon one and just start concealed carrying. What are they going to do against an anthropomorphized Glock? I don't even have to beat their thing, I can just tell them to go ahead and give me the money. Although the downside is, I've based just turned into robber. 

    • someguyontheinternet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      You don't have to concealed carry you could just open carry same affect. Only thing is many places won't let you carry at all like banks and shops. Therefore knife might work better.

    • FissionAngel

      4 days ago

      what if you had an actual pet like a dog does that mean it becomes a Pokémon or it already is?

    • balisticfire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      The other downside is that you would have to buy a new gun every day because every gun you use turns into a Pokemon and then you have to store it in a Pokeball. 

    • Splee_Spree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Beat Braindawgs

      1 day ago

      I'd just start selling them. I bet I could get a good price for those little things. I'd just buy cheap guns on armslist and then sell the Pokémon version at a mark-up price. 

  • legofan1422 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    I got my own video game scenario. Million dollars but every time you play a non-sega product you gewt beat up by Segata Sanshiro. He won't beat you up if you're playing Sonic 06 but he will if you play for example Forza Horizon 3

    • ToaDrakua FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Drakua

      5 days ago

      But what if it's got Sonic in it, like Smash Bros or something?

    • legofan1422 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      If you ONLY play as Sonic you're good same could be said for Lego Dimensions if I switch to for example Jay from Ninjago that means you're gonna get a beating

  • Shmittles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Holy crap, I had no idea Pokemon Trainer Burnie would be this entertaining.

  • Daniel6231 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Denny Fuhkous

    5 days ago

    The best joke of all MDB episodes is "we don't adjust for inflation."

  • Shebby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Clem Clem

    5 days ago

    This was a great episode. 

  • jesriv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RAWWRR

    5 days ago

    I'd totally do all of them! No negatives I foresee! 

  • MomoBeasley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Yellow Darth Maul.....so his brother Savage Opress

    • ToaDrakua FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Drakua

      5 days ago

      He was green.

    • PureVinegarRyan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      @Toa You might be colour blind

    • XanderB100 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      @Toa he was exactly that shade of yellow... Luminara was green. Bariss Offee was green. YODA was green. Savage was very very yellow

  • BardicBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    This one is my favourite of the theme packs so far.

  • CSLMuramasa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Demon Blade

    5 days ago

    Would totally do the Pokemon one. If pokeballs are in play than pc storage should be as well. Sounds fun. And I would do the first but I can't because my favorite RPG that has a character customizer doesn't have a randomize feature as far as I know.

  • colespock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    The pokemon on is one of the few ones that you could make money :D Jon is right every battle you win you get money so $1,000,000 + whatever you win. I'd take this one!

  • thequinninator21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    so loop hole, i just carry my pokemon plushies with me everywhere,. problem solved.

  • Rendr44 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Burnie is the funniest part in the pokemon MDB.

  • PureMatty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    uh oh...

  • Yukito_097 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Kool Guy

    5 days ago

    So I'd take the first one. With one million buckaroos I'd never need to worry about a job interview anyway, and I'd be interested in finding out what my favourite RPG is.

    Wouldn't take the second because my OCD would be on constant high alert.

    The third I'm defo taking because that's just once a day (assuming I go outside) I have a fun time :D

  • FlipDSwitch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    I'd honestly take the first one. My favorite game is Dragonball Xenoverse. There are no bad options.



    Except Majins. I forgot Majins. 

    • XanderB100 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      but you could end up looking like a Saiyan and how cool would that be

    • EliBurry1000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      But you could be Dumplin!

  • Sonicxben FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Oh, this looks like it's gonna be good.

  • Zman1995 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Confused this was on Facebook already and not here?

    • Chiggleyd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      IIRC this mini season of MDB was funded by Facebook, with the caveat being that all episodes are released extra early on their Facebook page, and then as per usual for FIRST and the public.  Blaine made a couple of forum posts about it a few weeks back that you might be able to find  :D