WE ARE PIRATES? - Open Haus #117

Open Haus: WE ARE PIRATES? - Open Haus #117

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George Lucas kicks in the office door, his face smeared with chocolate. Fragments of a giant lollipop are stuck to his flannel.
"Steve, Steve! I wanna help make Indiana Jones 5!"
"I don't know, George, I think I might want to handle this one alo-"
"So Indy's in this temple, and then a spaceship come down, and it's all 'brreeep-brrooop woooosh' and then these guys come out but they're like guys from the future and they're all like 'You took our thing!' and then some hippies show up and..."
Steven Spielberg reaches, ever so slowly, for the pistol duct-taped under his desk.


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  • ShanghaiN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Bruce's camera was focused to the microphone.  Took me a minute to realize it wasn't my computer.

  • FamousOutcast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Augmented

    1 week ago

    Elyse would be like Motley Crue and "kick start my heart!" with her Heelys idea

  • BrandonK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    When I start my business I'm going to partner with RT to have FunHaus create 100% of my ad visuals.

  • lootsorrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The pic of adam in just briefs for the ad-read was good and all, but TBH you should take that picture of him from that one episode of demo disk and shop some underwear onto it and use that. Sales would be through the roof. Through. The. Roof.

  • DaruSH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eater of Time and Basil

    1 week ago

    Nobody in FH seemed to realize that Leia is now a disney princess. If they did, they hid their surprise extremely well.

  • BasicallyBasic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Guys, great video, haven't laughed this much from an Open Haus in a while. And it is not my intention to overshadow your video but I have news to share. Very important news!


    I recently learned in class that there is a protein that is very imprtant in the growth and division of cells in the skin and cerebellum. 

    It is instumental in the development of the fetus, specifically the growth of limbs and in later stages of life it is connected to certain types of cancer.


    It is called the Sonic Hedgehog protein and is coded by the Sonic Hedgehog (SHH) gene. 


    So no matter where you are, or how hard life may seem, always remember. 

    There is a little bit of Sonic in all of us blue_heart

  • AggroAndy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Andy Heath

    1 week ago

    Kovic always has the best shirts... and I'm jealous...

  • azninjazn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    jiro dreams of sushi is amazing, i love sushi :D

  • musicisum405 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Huntress

    1 week ago

    Can we just talk about how Peake has never heard of Heelies?

  • FuseUnison FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Why do I feel like this has got to be a re-run for some reason?  I could swear I've heard some of these conversations before, in earlier FH videos.  =/

  • JOEWAGH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Maybe I'm just a shill or maybe funhaus are entertainment geniuses but I find myself laughing to the sponsored photoshops everytime.

  • Justin-Thadick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold flash

    1 week ago

    fuck another good ep, i dont know how you crankem out

  • wasabimatrix22 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I love peake as much as the next guy, but it never really seems like he enjoys himself or wants to be in these videos...

    • thief1434 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      I think that he's a very introverted guy who isn't big on being featured.  He's so humble and lovable though, and I'm positive they know him far better than us.

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    1 week ago

    Come on Elyse! You should have said you wanted to be King of the Pirates, like Keira Knightly!

  • HUSKYPENGUIN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    One of many things I love about Funhaus is they don't filter what they're saying at all and couldn't give a fuck about how it sounds joy

  • Attitude13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Boots

    1 week ago

    Is Adam's fly down in this? O_O

  • Divaldi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    i forgot i had my volume on high when i started the video and my family was in th same room as me. i promptly paused the video and left the room after they gave me weird looks. thanks funhaus, 10/10

  • Mockles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    mack weldon and me undies, what makes advertising underwear on videos like roosterteeth profitable?

    • Virtual FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Because socially awkward people are too scared to buy underwear in an actual store... Outside... Without their parents. I can understand the relationship between internet videos and internet business. Its all about convenience, if you want your entertainment delivered to your home when you want it, why not your underwear?

  • razor_tail FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The US does have a one dollar coin 

  • ShmileyPunx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Drunk Punkard

    1 week ago

    Fun fact: Coke heads are complaining about the new currency in the UK because they are cutting their noses when they roll them up and use them.

  • MandoloreCom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    #jacksparrowdidthistome

  • TheDanCake01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    In the UK we've always had famous historical figures on bank notes, they are just updated after a while which is what this is, it coincides with us going to platic money

  • p-himik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Steven Suptic on a $1000 bill

  • kinshoma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Doctor Who currency.  dollar bills 1 to 12 with all the regeneration 

  • Noofus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Wait, Bruce wants aliens to be Disney princesses?
    Won't he take issue with how they're ALL fat?

  • JCS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The photoshop edits were pretty funny

  • Bravomann FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This didn't show up on my recent videos :( almost missed it. 

    • JCS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Blame it on Jack Sparrow