Episode 20: Red vs. Blue: RvB Throwdown

Red vs. Blue: Episode 20: Red vs. Blue: RvB Throwdown

The battle between the Reds and Blues won't be fought with traditional weaponry... it will be fought with the sickest of beats and the most wicked of rhymes.

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  • apocalypseHunter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    Bless this

  • Bug198

    1 month ago

    I love RvB so damn much, but I am forced to watch it at school cause my internet sucks at my house. So it makes it really hard to watch all the episodes, because I'm afraid someone is watching me watch this, and they are gonna judge the shit out of me. But maybe that's cause I'm a little twat.

    • RyoichiAisuru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 days ago

      Sounds like a good way to make friends if you ask me.

  • eltoroguaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dope artist

    1 month ago

    This is brilliant! I've been looking for it on itunes and Spotify but it's nowhere to be found :( I can find 2 other Throwdows which are also great, but not as much as this. Could you please upload it? Would be sweet :D

  • TrueKn1ght

    1 month ago

    omg i cant stop watching this its absolutely brilliant. and as much as i hate to say it sarge wins this battle........ but not the war go blue team!!!!!!!!!!!       

  • combatukulele FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ayyy

    2 months ago

    church: here is a concise list of how i am, objectively speaking, better than you in every way

    sarge: okay but have you considered......... suck my ass

  • thatguyyousawinasda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold MARK NUTT

    2 months ago

    Church. Fucking. Roasted the shit out of Sarge. My god that was brutal.

  • byopolarbear

    3 months ago

    This season has been disappointment after disappointment.

    • lazygrif1234567890

      1 month ago

      I agree.

    • MadiganHatte

      1 month ago

      Agreed. I get a lot of it was backstory, but I'd much rather further the plot.

  • xDisgracedWolfx

    3 months ago

    I've choosen Red Team, primarily to hang out with Grif, be a nerd with Simmons (even though I'm a small time nerd), and to kick ass with Sarge... as for Donut, I have no idea since he seems to vanish for the longest time and then randomly reappear...


    However I will add, it was a tough choice as I do want to be Caboose's friend, and to hang out with Tucker, along with fighting side by side with Washington. The deciding factor was that my favorite color is crimson... yes, it was something that small that decided for me. Sad, I know, but hey, I couldn't choose otherwise... Now I feel like playing Halo, crap...

  • Diamondrubix

    4 months ago

    Church is my favorite character and I feel like blue team is smarter and more powerful, but there is literally nothing red team cannot do when they work together. Sounds corny, but seriously, each time they worked together, ie: grif drives, sarge shoots and Simmons does Simmons, they do the impossible. 

    • MadiganHatte

      1 month ago

      Ehhh. Without Lopez, they would have died in the cannon.

  • STEVENJJOBES FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Steven

    4 months ago

    Amazing!

  • Lilybug92

    4 months ago

    Haha epic rap battle 

  • NathanJacks2

    4 months ago

    I was hoping for some quip about how Church can't actually aim for shit :(

  • DavidSwan

    5 months ago

    Blue Team FTW!

  • GeoffVader FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    For some reason when I try to mod this +12,000 it only let's me do +1. Must be a bug in the system.


    Oh well, This is a fucking awesome episode, Rapping Sarge has got a kickass rhythm, but Church's got the sicker insults. "It's cause of me RVB went past Season 3." Well, yeah, he's not wrong there.

  • Asdf123456789

    5 months ago

    red team 4 life!

  • HappyHermit

    5 months ago

    Felix makes me straight-up randy.

  • kaldonis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED BY FREELANCERS, SARGE WHILE I OWNED THEM

    OH MY GOD THIS LINE, CHURCH IS BOSS!!!!

  • Vakama905

    5 months ago

    Who won? Who's next? You decide!

  • TUCKERLP2032 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    That was fucking awesome

  • Henrycool

    5 months ago

    they added Felix and Locus in there nice

  • PoeticallyPsychotic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    You know, I was wondering why it was only Sarge and Church (and the Space Pirates, which was awesome), but then it occurred to me:

    Grif: Too lazy to join

    Tucker: "I'm a lover, not a rapper."

    Donut and Simmons: Would you let them anywhere near a rap battle?

    Caboose: Insufficient vocabulary.

    Lopez: Only speaks Spanish, they probably wouldn't even know if he wanted to join.

    And Carolina is probably off doing something productive. Or maybe just mourning Epsilon.

    • ajay426neo

      5 months ago

      &spfreload=10


      It's actually a remake of this version that contains Tucker and Simmons instead of the Mercs. It was made by a fan who then got recruited by the company or something. There's actually 3 others with RVB characters. My favorite is Tex Vs Ruby Rose


    • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      That person you speak of, is Jeremy Dooly, thus the "Why did we let Achievement hunter write this?" Joke.  


  • PoeticallyPsychotic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This is the best rap song ever. Of all time.

  • Vexations FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    can't believe the mercs got a verse but not the freelancers

  • JefeFisher FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jake E Fisher

    6 months ago

    I would have said Church till it ended with "You just got sarged"

  • MichaelAdamB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Great job, JDoolz!

  • BurningValkryie

    6 months ago

    "You just got Sarged."


    This needs to be on a T-shirt. (GET ON IT ROOSTER TEETH!)

  • DarkDucky

    6 months ago

    Locus wins. (But also Blue Team.)

  • NicoMartok FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nico Martok

    6 months ago

    For me it is always going to be Blue Team.

  • evercross FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I'm only 24 seconds into the episode....the answer is Blue team.

  • gocrazy23

    6 months ago

    Locus team for life.

  • km_Tiberius

    6 months ago

    TUCKER DID IT

  • Rakino

    6 months ago

    WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE!  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ROOSTER TEETH!


    Seriously, who's in charge of confetti?  14 seasons in and I still haven't gotten my damn confetti.

  • Still_Salty

    6 months ago

    I would like an achievement called "You Just Got Sarged"

    You have to kill an enemy spartan with a shotgun in the passenger seat on a warthog

  • fallonfish

    6 months ago

    Boi this was fucking fire

  • gracedbyme

    6 months ago

    I got REALLY happy once the first line started because out of all of Jeremy's Rap Battles Of RT Red Vs. Blue is the one that I listened to the most. I like that Felix and Locus have a part in this one, but I did like Tucker and Simmons parts (Tucker's more than Simmons's). As much as I love this version I think because I listened to the original SO MANY TIMES it just doesn't sound right. It's a great battle and I can't wait for more RT Throwdowns!!

  • ajay426neo

    6 months ago

    Here's a version I wrote 


    Sarge:
    You're coming at the reds
    Are you fucking masochistic
    That would explain why your girl
    Is so goddamn sadistic
    When she was crotch punching Grif
    I was feeling quite zealous
    But this loser right here
    Was probably jealous
    You're a terrible father
    You deserve that self-loathing
    Walking around
    In your daughter's clothing
    You're a metal Pinocchio
    It's actually scary
    but you can't be the puppet, insect,
    And the blue fairy


    Church:
    You're, I have to say it
    Unimportant to the story
    No matter how many seasons
    The reds will never get the glory
    You thought that I'd forgotten
    That I hadn't remembered
    Haven't died as many times 
    As your team has surrendered
    Standing there with no ammo

    Looking ready to go nuts
    Go back to your base
    And just suck on some doughnuts


    Sarge:
    I thought that AI
    included intelligence
    Where do you get off
    questioning red team's relevance 
    We're the heroes of the story
    Never die, uneraseable 
    And Church let me tell you
    You're entirely replaceable
    Epsilon's a loser
    who's never around
    Alpha's to cowardly
    to ever throwdown
    Not to mention when he died
    he still thought he was a spector
    And let's not even speak of
    that embarrassing Director
    So who's your best version
    It won't take long to search
    Cause Wash made a much 
    Better Leonard than Church
    Half the dozens of times
    That you seem to die
    The idiot who killed you
    Is the only one to cry
    So when your girlfriends through
    With breaking your ribs
    I'd ask if I could kill you
    But your bestie called dibs


    Church:
    Red team is stagnant
    While Blue team has evolved
    Check out all the problems
    That my companions resolved
    Your team never grows
    It's not just Griff who doesn't care
    The red teams always too busy
    Putting ribbons in their hair
    Tuckers got meta armor
    And an alien sword
    Caboose qualifies
    As an alien War lord
    Wash is a rookie
    But still a certified killer
    When you reds take the spotlight
    People call it a filler
    We've had some good fights
    But this is the end
    I think we've been through enough
    That I can call you my friend
    And that's the harshest burn
    That I ever could give
    Since killing us blues
    Is like your reason to live
    You could still lose this battle
    And I'd never know it
    But I gave you a shot Sarge
    So don't fucking blow it


    Sarge:
    That's what's wrong with you blue
    Your such a god damn coward
    Check the score sheet church
    We didn't need that suit powered
    When the hell will you learn
    Suicide ain't always the answer
    We've beat top mercs like Felix
    And a herd of freelancer
    You think that you get it now
    You think that you've grown
    Alpha did this already
    You just proved you're a clone
    You can't leave forever
    You'll be back in this tourney
    Cause the audience loves you
    And you'll cave to that Burnie

    • teamMAZE

      6 months ago

      How you came up with this, I'd never know. RT should hire you to write another rap battle. 

  • comegetsom Well maybe i ain't stupi

    6 months ago

    the second shell is for you, saving the first one for grif - WHAT  .

    genious classic sarge

  • comegetsom Well maybe i ain't stupi

    6 months ago

    Red team. because BLUE TEAM SUUUUUCKS :D although , blue to is freaking more fun lol

  • dionp12

    6 months ago

    over 1 year since the original, recognized it straight away!

  • Supersonicsquid

    6 months ago

    thank you guys. I needed more felix in my life

  • teamMAZE

    6 months ago

    I think I'm addicted to this rap.

  • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Miles and Gray are awesome rappers

    • ajay426neo

      6 months ago

      Are they the ones voicing Felix and Locus. They were great. Would have been funny if Felix started rapping after Sarge said who's in charge of confetti. I think that him trying to shoot caboose was my favorite funny scene.

    • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Yes Gray and Miles are those two

  • AngusJameson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    In a word... Beautiful!

  • xMotoX74 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KSI Massacre CPL

    6 months ago

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't this have some of the same lines as Jeremy's original rap battles of rooster teeth sarge vs church? That "drop and give me infinity" line sounded really familiar...

    • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      It's Jeremy's idea. Its how Rooster Teeth found him. Look up Rap Battles of Rooster Teeth

    • Fellhawkslc

      6 months ago

      Most of this is the same. They removed Tucker and Simmon's lines and added Felix and Locus.

    • ajay426neo

      6 months ago

      I actually prefer the Tex vs Ruby one. 

    • teamMAZE

      6 months ago

      I honestly think Tex won that round. 

  • josephd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Of course Jeremy wrote this one


  • NinjaneerSteam

    6 months ago

     caboose-32.png church2-32.png church1-32.png tucker-32.png vslopez-32.png donut-32.png sarge-32.png simmons-32.png  GO SCREW YOURSELVES BLUTARDS

  • DerpDerp123

    6 months ago

    this is the best thing i have ever seen

  • shineytrooper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    you just got sarged

    • teamMAZE

      6 months ago

      that's my second favourite part of this rap^^ Sarge is just so him all the time and I love it!

    • ajay426neo

      6 months ago

      My favorite is "Church is in session. So maybe you should stop and pray"

    • teamMAZE

      6 months ago

      My favourite is actually "my second shell is for you, I'm saving the first for Grif." That line killed me!! \^0^/

  • swordking123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

     burnie-32.png VSsarge-32.png 

  • NickBurnin

    6 months ago

    ...and rhymes! 

    caboose-32.png it.