Episode 7: Nightmare on Planet Evil

Red vs. Blue: Episode 7: Nightmare on Planet Evil

On the search for Church, the Reds and Blues face their deepest fears in a haunted city.

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  • Aquila95

    12 minutes ago

    So the mysterious badass looking Megatron that was theorised to be the season main antagonist turned out to be a simple debt collector named Spencer?... xD

  • BobTheTitan777

    13 hours ago

    okay, so what exactly happened with sarge... oh wait, I just realized that the sarge reflection was the fake spying on them. That makes sense.

  • paulied117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    13 hours ago

    "...and I believe that one is playing dead."  LMFAO the humor this season is hitting.

  • BrianJohnso2

    16 hours ago

    The mysterious character we knew nothing about, all curious where he stands, all leading to THAT... I fricken love it.

    Waiter, more comedy twists please.

    • AgentLema

      13 hours ago

      "That is now how I saw this going" I had the exact same reaction. All this build up then... BOOM. Certainly a hell of a twist. 

  • Kreba

    17 hours ago

    Oh yes the Evil dead reference

  • Keywora

    18 hours ago

    Wow. I just noticed that Caboose's helmet lights only work on the left side. Thats a cute little detail. 

  • ShadowSpark

    21 hours ago

    I lost it when scary unicorn man came onto the scene, the whole time! Honestly, Spencer Porkinsenson is now the official symbol of fear =O

    And there goes Simmons and that fainting problem again. Also, Caboose shows his brains 'You're thinking about Grif again.'

    • JustinGovas

      21 hours ago

      Caboose has brains?

      But yea lmao.

  • user-57156079f24d6

    23 hours ago

    Have they accounted for where doc went?

    • JustinGovas

      21 hours ago

      That's what I want to know! I want to see him with his split personality as O'Malley....

  • JasonSovan

    1 day ago

    So now Tucker is now an un-forsaken sugar daddy.

  • jonhalo9117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    for seeing this episode or season I thought Tucker was still a virgin but...wow

    • LifeWulf Aerius

      21 hours ago

      Lolwut? Didn't Tucker and Grif's sister bang?

    • jonhalo9117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 hours ago

      no they didn't, Tucker just remember that she have crabs or STD so he kinda turn that shit down.

  • Queenagentnewtexy

    1 day ago

    oh my gosh this gave me so much giggles


    and oh man, so wait he isn't like a knight for Tucker?!

    the ship is dead before it can get started! or is it.........? seriously, he sounds scary and he looks for him but it turns out he was after Tucker because now instead of one kid he now has lots of babies, this is why you do not touchy the temple that makes you do the dirty,

    you can't control yourself and you end up having a lot of babies with ladies


    that end up sending a Unicorn Man after ya for child support


    and Caboose once said, only dirt bags rush in, but Simmons can't help falling in love with Grif.


    hope Grif returns, I like him.

    he is one of my favorite characters in this show


    am I the only one that might think that that Dylan lady might be a A.I. and she is covering up the fact she has a A.I. but really she doesn't and she is a A.I. based on the dead wife of that guy we heard a few episodes back? or I could be wrong, still can't believe what happen in this episode I so did not see that part with Unicorn Man coming, still going to call him that........it fits him.


    Sarge you take nap now, naps are good makes you less crazy


    someone warmup a cow and give the milk to Sarge! 


    but to be serious,


    this episode was so awesome and hilarious.



  • HomingMaster

    1 day ago

    so that terrifying scary unicorn guy with all that nerve rattling lightning sfx turns out to be just a lawyer?!

    • JasonSovan

      1 day ago

      That is scary when they get what they wanted.

    • Gamerguy0012 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      21 hours ago

      We don't need a Third badass merc like Felix or Locus anyway.

  • Nintendoentersoft

    1 day ago

    So, my takeaway this episode is that Child Protective Services on chorus don't fuck around on the dress up department. 


    Also, Not Church is called Temple and Not Sarge is Surge/Serge. What's Not Caboose? Boxcar?

  • cool141dude

    1 day ago

    For a few, brief moments, caboose was actually kind of smart and made sense.

    "maybe nobody cared about these people, so they never came back" that line sounded like oobleck, and hearing it said by caboose made me cry.

  • TunelesLyric

    1 day ago

    In the words of Grif: I'm done. I've given this season seven episodes, so I think that's pretty generous. I can't stand Dylan and Jax. Spencer was a waste of so many potential plotlines. Sarge has crossed into unfunny rambling territory. Tucker spent all of the Chorus trilogy becoming a badass leader and... nothing. No awesome Meta suit, no badass leadering, just back to the way he was in the Recollection. Donut and Lopez are wasted characters in this story already. What happened to all the things they used to do in the background to remind people they were relevant? 


    Now I know this is the internet and my opinions aren't welcome, especially in a community where RT can do no wrong. But I think this season has been a misstep and I've lost interest.


    I guess we can try again next season.

    • alacnay

      22 hours ago

      I see you don't understand RvB.

    • hyperinactivity

      11 hours ago

      ditto alacnay. we spend 10 episodes fucking around, 5 episodes getting their shit together, 3 episodes being badass, and 2 closing up everything else. it's been (roughly) the same formula since fucking s6, excluding the freelancer arc. 

    • Dosnah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 hours ago

      Seriously, you have no understanding of what RvB is.

  • TheBongoMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold [insert display title]

    1 day ago

    Loved the Day 5 joke

  • Shadster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    interesting plot twist

  • jewelchip FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    were any other girls or gay guys turned on when tucker took that guy out from behind, all badass like felix would have done?


  • jewelchip FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    nevermind the below. I rewatched ep 1 and there were two blues (slightly different). 

    damn i thought it was fake church in the first episode. now we find out it was fake tucker because tucker's aqua armor looks like church's light blue armor. must be some new halo graphics. sucks.

  • ChaoshadowZero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    That has to be the hardest I've laughed in a while, it caught me so off guard XD

  • sigma476 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    Man, season 14 sure is great.  What if RvB was a made with legos? What if RvB was a horror movie?  What if we rip off star wars and any other pop-culture plotline?  I sure can't wait for season 15 to start, then we can see the actual story.  

    • booyahhayoob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      So I'm guessing you've just missed the last seven episodes?

    • grrdeable FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      Yeah this season is pretty trash. They should have just started where they left off instead it's a conglomerate of shitty references

    • jewelchip FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      A+ on satirical sarcasm. F because this season is awesome.

    • sigma476 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      23 hours ago

      @booyahhayoob

      Nothing has happened.   We are shown in episode 1 that "Reds and Blues have gone rouge" but they didn't.  We're told Caboose died, but he didn't.  We're shown Dylan shooting Jax at the start of an episode, did he die, of course not.  This episode we reach the conclusion of the mysterious figure stalking the reds and blues off-season.  Is he going to start the plot? Is he going to be important at all one episode later?  Of course not, because this season has practically no continuity.  The show was supposed to end with Church dying at the fight for Chorus.  Burnie even said so on the podcast.  They didn't have enough of a story for a full season and they're trying to front load all the filler.

    • booyahhayoob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 hours ago

      @sigma476


      It's called suspense, and was meant to give us a premise of why Dylan is looking for the Reds and Blues. 

      We were never told Caboose died. We were only shown him falling off a cliff after being startled by Dylan. 

      Everything about Dylan shooting Jax was for comedic purposes. Which is what the entirety of the BGC was based on. 

      Once again. Comedy. Also, Season 11 didn't get its plot really started until about halfway, when Felix shows up. Before then, it was largely comedy with a touch of plot.

      I'm pretty sure that Burnie's also said in the past that as long as people want more seasons of RvB, they'll keep making them.

  • anubisgost1

    2 days ago

    Sooo...it's been over a week now......how come we still can't view it? 

    • booyahhayoob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      It'll be up for you guys tomorrow morning.

  • Godzilla-Hellstorm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    I hope the copy of tucker is a woman XD

  • klemmtob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    "Sleep means death!" "Eh, weak premise." Golden.

    • klemmtob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 days ago

      Jesus... and then they hit you with some deep stuff... "Maybe... no one cared about these people, and that's why they didn't come back." That's an intense way to think about it there.

  • IronChefKevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Occasionally cool

    2 days ago

    You're doing god's work Spencer Porkinsenson... what the fuck was that haha??

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    3 days ago

    Day 5, I am LMFAO so hard right now.

  • Caboosetank0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    There was so much awesome in this episode - it had literally everything you could ask for: Plot advancement, comedy, emotional moments, some kickass cinematography. But I think what struck me most was this line:
    "Maybe.... no one cared about these people. So that's why they haven't come back."
    It just... tugs at the heartstrings, and really highlights Caboose's innocence, and just how good and nice of a person he is.

    • jewelchip FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      and harkens back to his episode last season where he shows us how to make friends. Poor friendless caboose. I'll be his friend...and I'm not even made out of metal or a ghost. He previously said the best friends are made out of cotton. alas, i'm not made of that either.

  • Nanoelite001 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    That was the biggest anti-climax ever


    And I wouldn't have it any other way

    • klemmtob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 days ago

      This is the best way to describe it. Awesome.

  • Chaos7887 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Oh shit! How did I miss that reference the first time I watched this! "It's Day 5."  "Sleep Means Death." That's Awesome!!

    • rexraptor22 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 days ago

      I actually didn't get the reference at all at first

    • LifeWulf Aerius

      21 hours ago

      I still have no idea what it means.

  • Snow100000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    If Spencer was sent by Chorus, why wouldn't he first go to where Chorus sent the Reds and Blues

    • FlashWally22 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      Because Kimball was keeping that information secret on behalf of the Reds and Blues.

  • PriceonRT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Oh my god...Spencer. That was amazing. And Tucker backhanding Jax was awesome too.

  • sockferret FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    the year is 2558 then, or at least thats the year of the copyright on Jax's movie

  • FerrousOxcide FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    oh god, oh god, oh god. I was laughing so fuckign hard.

  • YoBoySarge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold You just got sarged

    4 days ago

    I think the real lesson here is: When you label a character as a villain, make sure he DOES something bad. Spenser didn't do anything evil. He just looks and sounds like a villain.

    • ClankyPick81

      21 hours ago

      But he was a lawyer, aren't they all villains?

  • Jaredible FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    That Day 5 reference though...well played RT

    • Pawleena FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      lmao i noticed that too

  • alertpoet91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Is it just me or has Tucker's armor changed between this episode and episode 6?

  • EdwardWolfgang FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    "I didn't mean. I meant to. I wanted to." If that doesn't become a t-shirt I'll be disappointed. 

  • Szaru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    This episode was, so far, the best. I was laughing so hard at tucker being served. I did not expect that at all!

  • BlazeWolf55 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    It's like they say Tucker, "what goes around comes around." :P

  • BlazeWolf55 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    What a Twist! 

  • RiskPig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eating pancakes

    5 days ago

    ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

  • Raybro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Tucker: "Its day five", lol references

    • Marnsghol FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      Sarge: "Sleep means death" Jax:"Heh weak premise" had me chuckling too 

  • Sharpie1986 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    I love Caboose "We should split up together."

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    6 days ago

    Spencer must be a pretty great attorney. He takes his job REALLY seriously...

  • Tsani FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Ha, I live to "serve," well played Rooster Teeth. 

    Welp, I'm done trying to predict this pandemonium. Think I'll just let the mayhem unravel on it's own terms.

  • pinkxdiamonds FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Cody/Pink/Mangle

    6 days ago

    that was the greatest twist ever. of all time.

  • HAKURU_15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Triple G

    6 days ago

    We need more Spencer Porkinsen. Also..... that caboose scene, miiiiigawd ;-;

    • Caboosetank0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      Spencer Porkinsenson*

  • dustin8407 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    That Day 5 reference!

  • Justin-Thadick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold flash

    6 days ago

    isnt church a ghost?

    • Hedronal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      He was considered one for most of the first five seasons, then when season 6 started trying to make things make sci-fi sense he was confirmed (spoiler of nine seasons ago) to be an AI (artificial intelligence).

    • Justin-Thadick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold flash

      5 days ago

      @Hedronal yea i was jokin around

  • silencednight01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    please for the love of the false gods may "spencer" just be part of jax's pitch's such a cool character to waste if not