Million Dollars, But... - 'Shiny Weiner', 'Disappearing Act', 'Attraction Vomit'.
Scenario One - Burnie
You get a million dollars, but for the rest of your life your dick glows, all the time, at the level of a 250w bulb. You would want sunglasses. You can pick the colour of the light, and you can change it at will.
Scenario Two - Gavin
You get a million dollars, but anytime you forget something, it's gone forever. If you leave your house and forget your phone, it's just gone. People don't vanish, it only works with objects. If you forget a password, you will need a new account.
Scenario Three - Gus
You get a million dollars, but every time you saw someone you found attractive, you vomited just a little bit. A small mouthful, you can swallow it back down.
The episode can be found here, at the Rooster Teeth website.