-I'm pretty sure Jaal is Vetra's therapist.
-Does Jaal step in my way every time I have a great shot and I shoot him in the head instead? Yes. A lot.
-One time I killed a Kett and Jaal magically popped in front of me punching the already dead enemy with a loud grunt. Scared the shit outta me.
-Peebee finally stopped harassing me about sex.
-English is not this game’s strong point, but it’s how I imagine Ryder to talk:
DID THAT SERIOUSLY GET BY 9 UPDATES????
-Romancing Jaal was actually really sweet. And naked. Very naked.
-Like boobs naked. And alien butt.
-Didn’t realize romancing Jaal meant romancing his mother as well. (Who asks you about human birth and it’s process???)
-Speaking of the romance scenes, I decided to watch them all and may I just say Sara’s derpy face is a good 50% more derpier than Scott’s. It’s HILARIOUS.
I is sexy now…??
-Idioms. Idioms everywhere (that Jaal doesn't understand)
-Ever get into a scenario when you’re teammates keep shouting; “We’re done for if this keeps up!” “There’s too many of them!” “What are we gonna do?!” …After you’ve killed the enemy already? ...–Raises hand-
-Movie night was hilarious. I approve.
-At some unknown point during the game I went from a derpy leader that no one listened to… to “omg you saved us all! We’ll do whatever you say!” I’m unsure where this point was but it sure happened fast.
-A lot of Kett and Remnant were fought. I won.
-Scott, uugh, R-Ryder, uuggh, and, ugug, his, ahagga, grunting……. Cracked me up.
-“We must…. Find a path.” Is it because -gasp- you're a pathfinder derp?
-People I forgot I helped came to help me. Neat. Some of them did jack shit but neat.
-Jumping into Jaal’s arms at the end and spinning around legit gave me the biggest laugh of the game. WTF kind of reaction was that????
WE SAVED THE UNIVERSE! NOW SPIN ME AROUND AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY! AHAHAHHAHA!!!
-DAT ENDING SONG.
-Epilogue conversations with teammates were hilariously poor animation and fish mouth.
-Then I danced. Because I could. I wanted to dance again and it wouldn’t let me.
-There were only two other people dancing. That’s not a very good dance party.
-They were also much better at dancing than I was.
-DID I JUST HEAR A QUARIAN!?!??! AIHFRSHGRKVMKRM –hyper ventilates-
And featuring Unanswered Questions + WTF:
-Who… killed Jien Garson?
-Wtf is the scourge anyway?
-Who the fuck is the Benefactor? Is it
Illusive Man Martin Sheen Mitt Romney?
-What exactly are the Initiative’s goals?
Apparently I’m not done this game either...? So Part 10 will probably be coming along soon.