Trying to figure out if Ryder is dead inside or just can't make facial expressions.
-I’m worried Ryder has an IQ of a potato.
-Concerned Ryder needs extensive lessons in Flirting 101.
-Also concerned Ryder does so much hard labor for free.
-There is no bathroom in the Pathfinder headquarters.
-I am so god damn sick of mining for
-Who knew figuring out alien technology consisted of understanding Sudoku. Wait, are Japanese people the Remnant?
-Talked to a "disillusioned" outlaw and she put her hand through her face.
-People dance to no music on Kadara. I think everyone here is crazy.
-Once again Jaal and personal space are non-existent.
-Cora, bless her heart, is always the one to die of my teammates because I send her out in the middle of danger and then, um, forget to help her.
-Fucked up the
Nomad Warthog so badly that it was completely on fire, but stopping to fix it is for quitters.
-Why is it some people are so excited to see me while others literally want to bite my face off?
-Sometimes Ryder speaks from her mind and everyone hears her. I’m just asking for some lip movement Bioware…
-When fighting outlaws, there’s at least one that runs straight up to me, pauses, doesn’t shoot, turns around to look at my teammates, pauses again, turns back around and I shoot them in the face.
-Kadara has by far been the glitchiest planet.
Nomad Warthog will freeze up every 5 seconds as I trek through this ungodly poisonous hell hole.
-Why is the same button to get into the Nomad Warthog the same button to LEAVE THE PLANET?!
-I died from staring too long into the landscape because it was pretty. How did I die? Fell off a cliff. Scream grunted after I died.
-If I wasn’t the Pathfinder, I’m pretty sure no one would ever talk to me.
And the award for weirdest conversation while riding in the
Nomad Warthog goes to:
Peebee: Oh… Ryder… are you sure? Here? Now? But Jaal’s right here… what if he wakes uuuhhhh… oh screw it! I want you! Let’s do it!
Jaal: Alright. Pull over. I’ll give you two some privacy.
Peebee: I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING!
Jaal: It seems I wasn’t the only one.
...What in the actual fuck is this game?