At least I can confirm the dialogue is just as shitty as the first 3 games.
I’m already done with half the universe’s shenanigans and god damn errand running.
-Peebee, I’m sure of it now, is mentally retarded. While jumping up to a platform, I walk inside a building with no issue. Low and behold I hear “Uuuhhh. Ooowww. Ooooh.” From this fucking teammate jumping up and hitting her head every time trying to get up.
-So Mass Effect 3 whenever you tried to pick something up, you rolled. Now whenever you try to pick something up, you jump... or melee punch... Total improvement.
-Just learned if you are a female looking to be a heterosexual good fucking luck, you get boring Liam or Jaal the weird looking alien. How did this game not fix this from the last 3?? Shenanigans.
-People glitches: Talking to chief police Turian causes him to stare to the side for 30 SECONDS before acknowledging my existence.
-Even if I'm already inside a door, I still have to make an entrance through said door for a cutscene.
-Cora loves to get in my way while I’m trying to survive,
unintentionally getting me killed.
-Water and hazardous poisonous death liquid look exactly the same.
-I have died from said syke-not-water unsafe substance more than in actual combat. Not sure what this says about me.
-Strangest glitch so far: arriving to a planet in a spacesuit with space as a floor, then suddenly stepping outta my ship like I wasn’t floating in mid air 5 seconds ago.
-Kallo loves to
stand up glitch right before I talk to him, standing up unnecessarily.
-I finally found the bar. Someone's getting drunk.
-Cheating with an AI is totally appropriate.
-Talked to a scientist on Eos who was with a buddy. Said buddy, as our conversation is going on, starts looking around the room like he’s watching a ship zoom around. Most distracting thing ever.
-Jaal will not allow me personal space while on missions. Go into a corner, guess who’s right on my toned ass? Jump up on a tiny ledge, guess who’s in my mother fucking way not letting me move? LEAVE ME ALONE.
-And even so, every time I talk to Jaal in the ship, he RUNS AWAY RIGHT AFTER TALKING. MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND.
-I keep calling Drack Rex.
-Apparently talking down protesters, everyone has a very calm and organized voice EXCEPT FOR RYDER WHO LIKES TO SHOUT AT RANDOM TIMES FOR NO REASONS IMMA PATHFINDER YOU.
Shepard Ryder’s idea of flirting is “I like when you flirt with me.” There is no way she’s ever getting laid.
I have laughed more from this game being unintentionally hilarious than the actually jokes so far.