Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

28 years old
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from Minnesota

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    • Random RTX Bit

      2 weeks ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      The further and further away I get from all the issues that externally and internally went down during this year's RTX, the more I just don't feel like posting a journal that I've been slowly forming up that covers my issues with the convention. 


      I feel like focusing on the negatives in a public light like this...it just doesn't feel right to me ya know? I'd rather reminisce over the great times that were had, but I understand that hiding away issues that I had and keeping them away from private/public forum would keep them from being removed for the forthcoming years. 


      Watering down the journal I have seems like a great idea (yes I know this is a terrible tease for something that shouldn't require it) but bringing my main concerns to the front of my page on this site would probably benefit more than hurt. I know people within different realms will misconstrue it as me being a lapsed RT community member or someone that is spiteful for anything that has happened to me in these eight years of me being a member of this site.


      But frankly, if they honestly go into that sense of thought instead of taking things anyone in this community says with constructive criticism regarding RTX...then they've already lost their way.

    • RTX 2017

      1 month ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      So I'm still down in Austin for another day and a half as of this journal's posting, and I cannot wait to reflect on the ride that has been this year's event. There were a plethora of ups and a few downs, more journals about both of those things to come later.


      Just wanted to post here that regardless of what happens, this community has an uncanny way of pushing through and staying incredible. Thanks to all of Rooster Speak, PA Guardian team, and everyone else for making this week amazing.


      I will be coming back for next year (August 5th-7th holy shit thank fuck it isn't near the July 4th weekend again) but I will retire from my four year Guardian duties and be a regular attendee. More on all of that later...


      <4

    • RTX Take Seven!

      1 month ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Nice and short, I can't wait to hangout with the internet for a week starting tomorrow down in Austin, TX. It's going to be really fun, and I have been looking forward to see my friends ever since the end of last year's trip!

      Who am I gonna see down there? If you see me, please don't be afraid (I'm not intimidating or anything) to say hi! 

    • Hmm...

      1 month ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      I just realized that if I were a regular user and only used this website and relied on it for information regarding RTX, I would know nothing.


      There have been no notifications regarding the convention. All the information that has been released is via different staff member's personal journals. In years past these would be promoted to the front page of the website, but I've been keeping track of this and I haven't seen anything. If I missed any...that's on me but as I scroll down through the front page...all I see is promotions on various show productions.


      BUT!!!


      If I'm following certain people on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc.... I get daily reminders from the RTX Event account and others that are helping run this convention.


      Hell, today they just announced that there is a live Theater Mode happening. How did I know this? Only because I follow the RTXEvent twitter account. I've been looking around and I can't seem to find it anywhere on the website AT ALL.


      They constantly state that they want people to use this site and preach whenever another social media site has a drastic change in terms and services (YouTube's Ad-pocalypse very recently) that having their own corner of the internet does wonders for your community. But...if you don't nurture that community in that specific corner...it starts getting moldy real fast.

    • FU? FU!

      2 months ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Hello there if you're stumbling onto this profile due to me being today's Featured User.


      I'm Newbs, and I used to use this site a ton back before the site changes from two or so years ago. I was a moderator for the site for approximately three months or so, watched a ton of movies with friends over XBL Netflix Party Chat (REMEMBER WHEN THAT WAS A THING OMG), ran and participated in a ton of different contests with the community, played a myriad of games during game nights and helped run and organize RT MN and Rooster Rumble for many years.


      Currently I am an Admin with Rooster Speak, a great group of folks who use Teamspeak for their main source of communication.


      If you find yoursef wanting to chat with fools that like things, give em a shot will ya? That group is a main reason why I've been on this site and consider myself a community member to this day. Heck, today even marks the 6 year anniversary of the group being made by yours truly. I'm very lucky to have this server and friend group in my life. 


      I have attended every Austin, TX RTX and plan to be there this year as a PA Guardian for the third year in a row. I'll openly admit that if I wasn't working the convention, I likely wouldn't be attending it as a public entrant due to my lack of interest in panels/conventions dissipating.


      Personal life wise, I work as a soils/structural engineer for a firm up in the Twin Cities, Minnesota. I essentially get to play with soil all day and I love it. I'm currently training for my second marathon happening in October, play guitar as often as I can trying to learn techniques even though I'm not in a band, and am also saving money to buy a house this year hopefully!


      In all honesty, if this FU had happened a few years ago I'd be more excited. The state of this website on the community aspect seems to have been abandoned from an outside perspective, and I truly miss how this site was back in the day. It was unique and amazingly welcoming when compared to most social media sites at the time and in the present. I feel like I have made so many close friends over my time here on the site due to those features, but alas those features seem to have faded away and replaced. I may sound like an old man complaining about how things used to be...but it hurts to see what has appeared to have happened to the site.


      On a positive note, the friends that I've met along the way through this site and from going to conventions...I will gladly be stuck with them for the rest of my life. Unless I fuck things up but I hope I never do!


      Anywho, thanks for the FU well wishes, and if you're gonna be at RTX this year let me know! I want to meet ya!


      <4

    • Reunions

      2 months ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      So, who here has been to a high school/college reunion? 


      I'm about to embark on my girlfriend's 10 year reunion up in a small town in Minnesota and...yeah I have no idea what I'm about to get into. 


      My 10 year is scheduled for this coming October and it should be an interesting time to say the least because in these 10 years of life after high school I have grown into SUCH a different person it may shock people...

    • The Bet

      2 months ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Edit. I didn't update this back in January when Dan and I had a conversation regarding time scheduling and a myriad of other things, but unfortunately I had to back out of this bet. He completely understood, and called it off. I didn't want to edit this journal due to the way the RS site handles edits to journals by pushing them up to the day you edited them, but here we are. Sorry to disappoint, practically one of the only things I'm good at doing apparently.


      If I am able to 100% Super Hexagon in less than 28 hours, @NobleSteed has to drink whatever I request at the Rooster Speak Party 2017.


      If I am not able to complete this, I will drink whatever Dan chooses for me to drink during the Rooster Speak 2017 Party, and I must 100% all of the single player achievements in N+ before RTX 2017. If I am not able to do this, the public must decide between three options for me; a punch from Dan, being @Giries' slave during the Rooster Speak Party 2017, a ten minute massage, at his hardest, from Dan. All three of these options must occur at the Rooster Speak 2017 Party.


      If I am able to complete this task of 100%'ing Super Hexagon in less than 28 hours, Dan must play N++ and complete all the single player achievements, and also drink whatever I see fit at the Rooster Speak 2017 Party. If he is not able to complete all the single player achievements by RTX 2017, I, Newbs, will hold a public poll for what Dan has to do at the Rooster Speak 2017 Party, and whatever I choose, he must do.


      If I am able to last the whole ten minutes of Dan's message, Newbs get's to choose who goes next for ten minutes.


      I am fucking terrified. Let's do this.

    • Spoonman

      2 months ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Heaven sent hell away...no one sings like you anymore, Chris Cornell.


      Rest in peace, rock icon. Thank you for all the tremendous music.


      If early reports are true, please reach out for help if you're feeling the end is the only option. It isn't.


      suicidepreventionlifeline.org

    • FEET ISSUES

      3 months ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      For someone who runs a lot, I should have expected that my foot problems would explode (not literally). I've always had issues with athletes foot, and during my swimming career there would be flair ups of infections and pain in the big toes. 


      Fast forward to today, I've some bad toe nail infections and constant athletes foot. I'm a month out from starting my marathon training, and don't want to have to deal with this pain along with those that come up during the regular training.

      So for the first time since the adderall days in junior high, I'm going to be on a medication. The interesting part is that the medication that I'm taking is one that gets processed through the liver. I've been warned by my doctor that those that take this medication and continue to drink alcohol on a regular basis have terrible issues liver wise. So...looks like I'm going to be cutting the tie (seriously this phrase is interestingly confusing!) with booze/beer for a good while, that being three months of medication.


      Yes, I know this is very "first world problem" but hey, it's something that is going on with my life. 


      How about you fools?

    • So...

      3 months ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Days since last unsuccessful fighting of temptations by Work Bagels/Donuts = 0


      Previous Record = Look I don't judge you, alright?

  • Comments (1381)

    • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

      2 months ago

      Happy FU day buddy! congrats on being F-ed.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 months ago

        I haven't been f-ed like this since...well let's just say its been a while! Thanks!

    • dereckc1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Whovian, Gater, geek

      2 months ago

      Happy FU day!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 months ago

        WOOHOO!

    • Blue_Team FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold VGHS

      2 months ago

      Happy FU you wonderful man!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 months ago

        No you wonderful not me why you lie?

    • OsageOrange

      2 months ago

      Happy Featured User Day!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 months ago

        Thanks!

    • LadyOddDuck FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Call Me Duck

      2 months ago

      Happy FU Day!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 months ago

        Thanks Duck!

    • Joron093 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of The Forges

      2 months ago

      Happy FU day man!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 months ago

        Much appreciated!

    • Linh Fade Out

      5 months ago

      S2g I saw a guy today that looked just like you!

    • Sephiroth0

      1 year ago

      Happy Birthday!

    • MaryFairy Barely here...

      1 year ago

      I haven't been around much. I have lost contact with lots of people. However, just know, you are cool and I sorry about the hard times and difficult decisions! I'd be more active, but due to my location in the world, vocal is all I have. Take care!!

    • OboeCrazy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Freelancer

      1 year ago

      I had a TON of fun on Friday! We should do that again, especially now that you've got the streaming hurdles overcome. Maybe Saturday the 16th? My weekends are usually super crazy busy so trying to find some time I'm home before 8pm Pacific is hard, but I would love to do a drunk Rooster Teeth stream again!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        1 year ago

        Oh for sure! Hopefully that set up will be able to be replicated again. Just such a hassle. It'd be ideal if we get people into Rooster Speak, but it really isn't the worst with the skype gaming.

    • WB_Spartan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legend of Zelda

      1 year ago

      Belated congrats on being FU!!

    • Treb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Frik'n Newbs! You're FU! How have you been?

    • Desayjin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian Emeritus

      1 year ago

      Happy FU day! It's almost as if some benevolent force is making all the active users the FU of the day. ;)

    • Giries DONGS

      1 year ago

      FU, bitch.

      smiley12.gif

    • Nester82 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Happy FU you sexy beast. Go drink a beer!

    • SailorGirl81 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper Of Kittens

      1 year ago

      Hey it's back to Featured USER, so Happy FU!!

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      1 year ago

      Look at dat handsome mofo Featured User!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        1 year ago

    • MLaPorte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT's Production Designer

      1 year ago

      yoyo, in the po po, for sho sho, in the know yo...in the know yo...so whats...so whats the scenario

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        1 year ago

        I'm frightened...

    • cdlr4v1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lost in the Wasteland

      1 year ago

      Hey Newbs. Can you invite me to the Rooster Rumble Group. The join bottun is still broken

    • WB_Spartan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legend of Zelda

      1 year ago

      Can you invite GAEMS_dean to the Rooster Rumble group? He'll be on the RT Florida team. ;)

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        1 year ago

        I somehow didn't see this...hmm. Well he should be able to join the group now! Sorry about not getting back to you on this.

    • Patrick

      2 years ago

      Tell me what you think of this video. If you think it is funny then I may just have done something right.


      https://youtu.be/I-9R76OU6UE

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      2 years ago

      Not sure how we weren't friends on the site before.

      This changes now!

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      2 years ago

      Not sure how we weren't friends on the site before.

      This changes now!

    • gi_goku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Tacos

      2 years ago

      It was awesome to meet you at RTX this past weekend

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      2 years ago

      You're welcome.

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      2 years ago

      Oh man... "Embers" is so damn good.

    • Giries DONGS

      2 years ago

      Whenever you're at most patriotic, play this song. It would make even a bald eagle tear up from how patriotic it sounds.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVVKCOB8eUA

    • benjamingau FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT NorCal

      2 years ago

      Happy Birthday Brandon! smiley0.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley13.gif

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Thanks!

    • topham FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DHYB

      2 years ago

      Happy Birthday! Have an excellent one!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Thanks, Topham! I've been having a great one! Hope your day is going well too!

    • Giries DONGS

      2 years ago

      I hear tell its your birthday. smiley13.gif

      tumblr_n5p5p58IPL1sj0peoo1_400.gif

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Yus! Thanks, Giries!

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      2 years ago

      Yeah the site won't let me post comments on your journal.

      It was fun for a bit when the site was behaving. This shit sucks, though.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Soon, so very very soon.

    • GB330033 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Whoops, looks like somet

      2 years ago

      ಠ_ಠ

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        So does this mean I was first?

        Hobbie.

    • Fraction

      2 years ago

      Just wanted to tell you that the stream tonight was awesome! I was the dude in the chat who said he was from Mississippi by the way ha ha.

    • Lamkia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Snarky Sarcasm

      2 years ago

      Nice prompt last night on the show! c:

      I mean, if that was you, unless there is a Newbs imposter flying around

      • Lamkia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Snarky Sarcasm

        2 years ago

        Curse you, Noobs!

        Yeah, I nearly felt bad for him. Nearly.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Nah nah, that was my evil twin Noobs.

        Thanks! I had no clue how much they were going to pack on the "loneliness" factor for Blaine...started to feel bad for him.

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      2 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DS-h67qEiY

      And the album... www.amazon.com/1000-Forms-Fear-Sia/dp/B00KCU...

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      2 years ago

      I wanted to tell you personally...

      There's a good possibility that RTX won't happen again this year. There's a wedding in Texas that I'm going to the month after and I don't think I can make both...

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        2 years ago

        lol

        I'm going to try to do both, but my wife has quite a bit of say in the matter as well. The wedding is a priority.

        It's going to be too long between us seeing each other!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        I also want to tell you personally...

        Why do you hurt me so?

        It's okay, if you can't make both, that is perfectly understandable. I'm sure who ever's wedding it is they'll understand that you can't make it.

    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      2 years ago

      RIP your comments once they post a link to you in the link dump.

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      2 years ago

      R U NEWBS FROM TEH MARATON? OMGOD BRAH
      xoxo buddy

      • bdoomed No idea

        2 years ago

        OMG YES TELL BARB I SAID I AM GOOD AT JOBS

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        2 years ago

        THAT MEANS HE IS. ITS HIM! THIS IS OUR CHANCE!
        Hey, how do we get a job at RT?!

      • bdoomed No idea

        2 years ago

        OMG WAIT. THIS IS THE SAME NEBS?!

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        THE HEBREW CONSPIRACY STRIKES AGAIN

      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        2 years ago

        ARE WE WRONG THO?

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Fuck both you and @niriall, ya heathens

    • Gody117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nick

      2 years ago

      Congrats on the marathon man! From what I saw in Barbara's tweet you guys rocked it, you even looked like you could run another one right then and there smiley8.gif
      Now I want to run one too...

      • Gody117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nick

        2 years ago

        One day I will have to though, it's on my bucket list smiley7.gif

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        HA! Yeah I could never run another one like that again! Thanks, and don't do it!

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      2 years ago

      New Chevelle album dropped.

      Only on the first song right now, but HNNNNG prtty gud

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        2 years ago

        I didn't like Celestial Completion. That's when they started writing choruses and making their stuff sound more song-like. The Physics of Fire and Dichotomy would be my two picks.

        Physics of Fire appeals to me because I do like a good concept album.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Dichotomy and Celestial Completion are perfect to me. Also just looked at their wikipedia page, there are no more original members of the band...wtf.

        That doesn't seem right to me at all.

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        2 years ago

        It wasn't that bad until they changed their lead vocalist. Took me a while to get used to songs on "I Am" because of that. I do like the album, but it's no Dichotomy.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Yeah. Their latest one "I Am" wasn't that great. Not to mention the amount of band member changes they tend to go through. It's pretty ridiculous.

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        2 years ago

        I wish Becoming the Archetype would go back to that. Their first 3 albums were just as good at that writing style.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Haha no worries man! Yeah, the album is fantastic. His whole "Not rhyming while telling a story" lyric style is really spot on this album.

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        2 years ago

        I'm stupid. I trusted something I saw on my Spotify activity feed.

        Anyway, I haven't listened to it before. Pretty good stuff. Glad they got over their slump.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        La Gárgola?

    • ShadeKing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Hey Newbs I read you work Work Rant, yeah i'm sorry to hear you went through that, but I was wondering, since you stated you played Destiny, if by chance you play it on Xbox One you would want to add me and maybe we could do some raids together or something with other members of the community. My GT is FierceShade and I wanted to check with you before sending a friend request or anything. smiley9.gif

    • jharms19

      2 years ago

      Newbs u look familiar have u been to buffalo Minnesota

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Nope, never have.

    • FantomFan56

      2 years ago

      I'll be there. Look forward to seeing you, too. Thanks for the friend request!

    • FantomFan56

      2 years ago

      Hey Newbs! Thanks for the card! No, I don't have ear hair. I had it trimmed and donated for transplants.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        You're most welcome, Paul! Hope to see you again this coming year!

    • Neefertiti FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wraith

      2 years ago

      Congratulations on becoming a mod. You're one of the most diligent and trustworthy people I know and they couldn't have picked a better guy.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Thanks, Haneef. Truly appreciate it, and hopefully won't let ya fown wih this new gig!

    • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      You never answered my question, Newbs.

      I can haz jerb at PoultryGob?

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Ummmm...tomorrow?

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        FANTASTIC. When do I start?

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Yesh

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      2 years ago

      I could've made the joke. But I didn't.
      how does get jerb rosterteth

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        I have to re-clear my search history now. Thanks.

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Not really, but I just trolled you into looking that up, didn't I?

        Dat evidence pic in the Wikipedia entry...

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Could be worse, I suppose. She did become a literal prison bitch, you know.

      • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Bitch took my in!

      • Izzi

        2 years ago

        Starring Lorena Bobbitt

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        I feel I should probably tell you about their next video project:

        It's called "There Will Be Blood"

      • Erkan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Take It Easy.... bitches

        2 years ago

        Can confirm 20 dolla is 20 dolla. Also I'm available now @ 20dollafuntimes.com

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        ...
        I mean, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
        (@Erkan)

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Spoiler alert: It's the OTHER Cockbite.com

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        Is this like the last one because I charge at least $120 for stuff like the last one.

      • Izzi

        2 years ago

        Can't get you a medal, but we do have a contact for a job that we can hook you up with.

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        I'd like 2 please.

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        What, do you expect us to get a medal or something?

    • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      I can has job at ChickenMouth?

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Let us just say it rhymes with "sowing gin fry"....

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        So what do I win?

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Hang on a second.


        *rustling noises*

        That's not a Banhammer in my pocket. Just a regular hammer.

        ...

        The hammer is my penis.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Is there where we embrace and cry?

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Too bad you can't, lowly forum mod.

        ... Said the other forum mod.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        I was thinking about banning the next person that commented...

    • DarkBowler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Photographer

      2 years ago

      So how I get a job at CockBite?

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Die in a fire.

    • Izzi

      2 years ago

      So I heard you know how to get job at Roosterteets.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Nah, it was that Noobs character.

  • Questions answered by Newbs

    Hi! As of right now, I am no longer hosting/producing RT Minnesota community events or get togethers. So currently the community is still around, but we are not getting together.