So, I was walking my dog when I saw the top of a spoon handle sticking out of my driveway. I tried to get it free, but it was completely embedded in there. So, I went back to our house, grabbed a pickaxe, and here was the result:
The thing was a good inch down:
The real mystery is: How did it get there?
Did someone get really angry while eating their lunch?
Or have I found a rare species of subterranean spoon?
We may never know.